“Man, that disk is hard. Look at the way it stole that old granny's purse. Mmm-mm-mm, I love the smell of ankle cream in the morning.”
A hard disk is a thingy in your computer that's meant to run it, but it just repeatedly gets drunk on the beer that's tipped down the side of it and crashes. I tried to find mine, but all I got was a 5-week old banana with eeble sonk written down its side. Oh well, at least I didn't find any grues. Oh, hang on, what's this little thing over here in the corner? Come here little fella, come hereAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-mmm, tasty-AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH-(gasp)-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- *User is eaten by a grue*
Hang on, I just got eaten and now I am writing this? What happened? *looks around and sees the grue that just ate him again* It would appear that I'm in a grue, what a grue-some predicament! I'm sorry, it was bad.
AAAAAAAA! DIE BIZATCH! *Jojo Randomise pwns the grue with the 5-week old banana*
There we go, much better, now where was I? Ah! That's it, today's weather report.
You can expect most of the usual crappy rain - woah, I knew rain came from God taking a slash, but crappy rain? Uh-oh... Oh, and there's a few tornadoes around Leeds and Manchester (YAY!), and a slight chance of the armageddon. But don't hold your breath, (gasp) because you need to breathe.
A gerbil has just absolutely pwn'd a dog at the World Cheese-Eating Championships, and at the World Chess Master's Cup this morning, an unexpected result turned out. Here's a short clip-
Common-tater: It's really tense here, it could go either way, but it's lolcheese's turn now. It looks like he's gonna move the queen. Sweat is running down Kasperov's face. Lolcheese placed the queen, AND OH MY GOD! IT'S A CHECKMATE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S AN ACTUAL CHECKMATE! A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED RESULT! THE CROWD HAS GONE ABSOLUTELY WILD!
Crowd (A few old grannies and a nerd or two): Yay!
That's all we have time for today (it's time I stopped reading this crap), so goodnight. (Hope you die in your sleep.)
Is that the end?
Really Really Really?
Really really really really.
Really Really Really Really Really?
Really really really really really really.
Really Really Really Really Really Really?
Shut up your wasting my time. My precioussssssss tiime...
NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CARDBOARD BOX.
The hard disk's legacy is famous for its legacy.
The hard disk has a legacy.
It is commonly conjectured that the hard disk has a legacy.
| Magnificent Madness
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