Health Police

Warning. You have been suspected of a minor cold and have displayed signs of individuality. You have 30 seconds to comply. I don't know what you should comply to, but do it anyway!

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I mean it![edit | edit source]

If you are reading this, call the police, I'm being kidnapped by dinosaur........ GAGGHH!

TELL LOUISE I HATE THEM AND THEY GUNNA PAY ME IN CASH, NO TICKETS! C ,LÇB~CF

GOORKKK!

Don't make me ask again![edit | edit source]

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Damn. Pleaseeee?[edit | edit source]

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Fine, I will lick your feet, now pleaseee?[edit | edit source]

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Okay, I'll come back in a century, as you wish[edit | edit source]

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