Hearing AIDS PSA
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WARNING!!! : If you have come in contact with the service of Telephone Intercourse (or Phone Sex) in the past week, you should get yourself checked immediately at your local physician for Hearing AIDS.
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Phone sex is probably the safest way to "get one off" but circumstances in the prior week prove unreliable to this info. The national pandemic that scientists are calling "Hearing AIDS" is spreading rapidly through the receivers. PLEASE CHECK YOURSELF SOON!
You can also contact the phone sex hot line 1-505-AIdS (1-505-AIDS is already taken by some less serious disease).
Don't say I didn't warn you!
This has been a public service announcement regarding hearing AIDS (if you jack off to this, there's no hope for civilization.)