High roller

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A high roller is, literally, someone who always rolls sixes on the dice. High rollers are banned from most casinos. However the tests for high rolling are imperfect. They can be fooled by serving the tester some cheese pizza with cheese before the test.

Martin Scorsese, noted director of some of the best dramas that will later be confused for documentaries, filmed a casino heist drama where a high roller knocks over a casino by guessing the right combination to the safe (each number is six once you subtract off the right number minus six). Then he felt bad and put the casino up again.

High rollers earn so much bank that when they open their suitcases tiny miniature banks pop out. And those banks are stuffed with miniature cash registers.

Hugh Jackass, one of the top high rollers, has a pair of dice for eyes.

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