Hindiana Jones

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Hindy.

The Indian Version Of Indiana Jones, this article may contain "peanuts" so be careful.

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Hindiana Jones and The Temple of Ghandi[edit]

ARR! Me go lurking for sum treasure, like new chocolate shakes! YAY! I enter ye temple.

Oh ho, a trap door, I will not fall for that, because me am too smart for such stupid ye things.

AH HA! ME SEES A BALL! BY THE POWER OF RAKSHASHASHARAJAMAJAJA I command ye ugly ball of rubber bands to stop.

Mu ha, me did it. Me too good. Me break ball with trusty hammer. Come along, don't keep me waiting.

A HA! A LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS!

But I have found the golden monkey statue. It is on a pedestal.

Me will use my Chevy to break it. But I don't have Chevy, me have Indian brand car!!!!

YA BANG BRONG BING DINGDONG!!! HEY A DOOR BELL!!!

Welcome to my shop of antique statues. OH you broke my prized possession. Me file lawsuit on you!!!

Because I will wear a lawsuit to court. I heard it is very trendy.

Ah yes, so ferry trendy. Axe Too!!!

Axel....I don't want to eat this...

A LA LA LA !

Fly away Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!!

Hindiana Jones and the First Elephant[edit]

The trailer for Hindiana Jones and the First Elephant

A LA LA LA! In cinemas 2/3/2023!!!

SO PLEASE WATCH TRAILERS!!!

See also[edit]

What claims to be our official site, but is actually a spin-off!