Hobbenbobben

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Hobbenbobben is the national anthem of Johnny. Johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny. If you were brown, how would YOU feel?

I would feel brown. Very, very brown.[edit | edit source]

Well, if that's your name, go ahead! I'm not popping your corn. In fact, I'm feeding it blobs of cheese.

Blahbs of cheese, blahbs of cheese, blahby blahby blahby blahby blahbs of cheese...[edit | edit source]

I don't think so, banana boy... KEEHWAA! Gotcha!

Thou art thyself.

In that case, cup! and join my wrathophony.

Wrathophone[edit | edit source]

It's this machine that just plays angry sounds, and thunder, and that stuff.

The next section[edit | edit source]

It's a section, and it's next! It's... the next section! WHOO! WHOOHOO! oh, wait... Never mind!

Stooblering.

Hey, who said stooblering?[edit | edit source]

Me.

Who?[edit | edit source]

Me.

Who?[edit | edit source]

Me.

What's the capital of Argentina?[edit | edit source]

Me.

Then you must be Buenos Aires.[edit | edit source]

No, señor. Soy Malos Aires.

Éxøtïç?[edit | edit source]

Î thìnk nõt.