How do you eat yours?
“I ate my your: have you eaten your your?”
The question on everybody's lips is "how exactly do you eat yours?" More specifically, the question refers to the fact it is incredibly difficult to eat a 'your'. In essence, it is a modern philosophical musing that has displaced "If a tree falls in the ocean, does a blue whale make a noise?"
So, how do I eat mine? The answer is largely irrelevant: what you should be more immediately aware of is the large man with a cheese grater coming up behind you.
 More questions
- Who exactly is this 'everybody' person?
- And to a lesser extent, "How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?"
- Why does he have a cheese grater? Well, all the better to grate you with, my dear.