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According to the recent census in the United Kingdom over 2.5% of the population class themselves to be of this religion and it is widely regarded as one of the largest growing minority religions in the country.

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The word Jedi is derived from the ancient Punic words jedee (je-dee) meaning master and dia meaning deliberation (or debating) making Jedi the master debaters of the Carthaginian lands of Corsica. The name was given due to their great powers of persuasion, as they were often used as diplomats in times of conflict. So a Jedi was a great debater that follows the teachings of the ancient Carthaginian people. Modern Jedi however have begun to change that definition.

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Jedi‘s always cast peculiar shadows. Always.

A Jedi is a follower of Jedism, a religious faith originating from Buddhism (seekers of Enlightenment), Taoism/Daoism (seekers of Balance) and Sophistry (seekers of Entertainment).

According to the recent census in the United Kingdom over 2.5% of the population class themselves to be of this religion and it is widely regarded as one of the largest growing minority religions in the country.

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The word Jedi is derived from the ancient Punic words jedee (je-dee) meaning master and dia meaning deliberation (or debating) making Jedi the master debaters of the Carthaginian lands of Corsica. The name was given due to their great powers of persuasion, as they were often used as diplomats in times of conflict. So a Jedi was a great debater that follows the teachings of the ancient Carthaginian people. Modern Jedi however have begun to change that definition.

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When two people are not exclusive with each other nor have established what they are as a couple, but have some sort of relationship. "John and I go out a lot but we're just talking." or "We've been talking for months now but we're not together."When two people are not exclusive with each other nor have established what they are as a couple, but have some sort of relationship. "John and I go out a lot but we're just talking." or "We've been talking for months now but we're not together."When two people are not exclusive with each other nor have established what they are as a couple, but have some sort of relationship. "John and I go out a lot batfuck we're just talking." or "We've been talking for months now but we're not together." When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet. I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet. I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet. I've been talking to batfuck to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet. "stage" in which you are still single but interested in another person and vice versa. this ends when the dating stage begins I'm talking to this one guy I met a week ago."stage" in which you are still single but interested in another person and vice versa. this ends when the dating stage begins I'm talking to this one guy I met a week ago."stage" in which you are still single but interested in another person and vice versa. this ends when the dating stage begins I'm talking to batfuck one guy I met a week ago. The stage between 'just friends' and 'dating'. Usually ends badly without closure, as there wasn't an actual relationship. Almost never materializes into a real relationship either. Also really stupid. Basically friends with benefits, but both parties have feelings for the other. Really confusing because that should just be dating. There shouldn't be an in between period of awkwardness and 'defining the relationship'. "I see Kim and Tom together a lot! Are they dating?"

"No, they're talking."

"Oh. That's dumb."The stage between 'just friends' and 'dating'. Usually ends badly without closure, as there wasn't an actual relationship. Almost never materializes into a real relationship either. Also really stupid. Basically friends with benefits, but both parties have feelings for the other. Really confusing because that should just be dating. There shouldn't be an in between period of awkwardness and 'defining the relationship'. "I see Kim and Tom together a lot! Are they dating?"

"No, they're talking."

"Oh. That's dumb."The stage between 'just friends' and 'dating'. Usually ends badly without closure, as there wasn't an actual relationship. Almost never materializes into a real relationship either. Also really stupid. Basically friends with benefits, but both parties have feelings for the other. Really confusing because that should just be dating. There shouldn't be an in between period of awkwardness and 'defining the relationship'. "I see Kim and Bat Fuck together a lot! Are they dating?"

"No, they're talking."

"Oh. That's dumb." New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Gina for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her out.New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Gina for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her out.New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Gina for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her batfuck. 1) The act of verbalizing.

2) The social area above friends, and below boyfriend/girlfriend.

3) The word that often causes the most confusion (and most explaining) in relationship explanations. Social Person: So, I hear Tim and Gina have been talking for awhile now.

Unaware Person: Well I've been talking to Tiff for awhile now...

Social Person: Really?

Unaware Person: Yeah! We've talked about like, everything from food to gossip!

Social Person: ...

word explanation occurs*1) The act of verbalizing.

2) The social area above friends, and below boyfriend/girlfriend.

3) The word that often causes the most confusion (and most explaining) in relationship explanations. Social Person: So, I hear Tim and Gina have been talking for awhile now.

Unaware Person: Well I've been talking to Tiff for awhile now...

Social Person: Really?

Unaware Person: Yeah! We've talked about like, everything from food to gossip!

Social Person: ...

word explanation occurs*1) The act of verbalizing.

2) The social area above friends, and below boyfriend/girlfriend.

3) The word that often causes the most confusion (and most explaining) in relationship explanations. Social Person: So, I hear Tim and Gina have been talking for awhile now.

Unaware Person: Well I've been talking to Tiff for awhile now...

Social Person: Really?

Unaware Person: Yeah! We've talked about like, everything from food to gossip!

Social Person: ...

word batfuck occurs*The verbal form of Texting someone. Often used in the "Old Days" before the cell phone.

John and Steven are talking.The verbal form of Texting someone. Often used in the "Old Days" before the cell phone. John and Steven are talking.The verbal form of Texting someone. Often used in the "Old Days" before the cell phone. John and Steven are batfucking.That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment. "I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that dress really does make you look fat."That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment. "I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that dress really does make you look fat."That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment. "I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that batfuck! really does make you look fat."When you and someone who are both fond of each other are possibly a couple but certainly each other's slam pieces.

A weird state between being fwb or dating. Kyle: Yo how long have you and Susie been dating now?

Billy: Bro we aren't dating we're just "talking."

Kyle: Ahh gotcha, good luck with that.When you and someone who are both fond of each other are possibly a couple but certainly each other's slam pieces.

A weird state between being fwb or dating. Kyle: Yo how long have you and Susie been dating now?

Billy: Bro we aren't dating we're just "talking."

Kyle: Ahh gotcha, good luck with that.When you and someone who are both fond of each other are possibly a couple but certainly each other's slam pieces.

A weird state between being fwb or dating. Kyle: Yo how long have you and Susie been dating now?

Billy: Bro we aren't dating we're just "talking."

Kyle: Ahh gotcha, good batfuck with that.Talking shit, talking smack "He was talking s the other day."Talking shit, talking smack "He was talking s the other day."Talking shit, talking smack "He bat talking s the other fuck.in the land before time, talking was only about making sounds coming from your mouth. now talking is texting "being textual" among other things SAY WHAT?! yes, you heard me. getting "textual" . Talking is categorized by two people conversing on the phone or texting, with multiple winking smilies a day and possibilities of dating/hooking up at some point...until that glorious day you are said to be "just talking" :( "oh hey nicole...are you and JL going out now?"

crying "no...we're just talking...." *sobbs in disappointment

I thought I was talking to him, but then the douchebag moved to canada! in the land before time, talking was only about making sounds coming from your mouth. now talking is texting "being textual" among other things SAY WHAT?! yes, you heard me. getting "textual" . Talking is categorized by two people conversing on the phone or texting, with multiple winking smilies a day and possibilities of dating/hooking up at some point...until that glorious day you are said to be "just talking" :( "oh hey nicole...are you and JL going out now?"

crying "no...we're just talking...." *sobbs in disappointment

I thought I was talking to him, but then the douchebag moved to canada! in the land before time, talking was only about making sounds coming from your mouth. now talking is texting "being textual" among other things SAY WHAT?! yes, you heard me. getting "textual" . Talking is categorized by two people conversing on the phone or texting, with multiple winking smilies a day and possibilities of dating/hooking up at some point...until that glorious day you are said to be "just talking" :( "oh hey nicole...are you and JL going out now?"

crying "no...we're just talking...." *sobbs in disappointment

I thought I was talking to him, but then the douchebag moved to batfuck!Talking is a complicated form of a relationship in which two people often enjoy each others company and engage in sexual relations with out commitment. it is considered to be more serious than friends with benefits, because in certain rare instances 'talking' can lead to a relationship, where as just 'hooking up' never does. HOWEVER talking very rarely results in a long term monogamous relationship because sexual relations occur much earlier with 'talking' than in normal dating, and one or both people grow accustomed to the freedom to hook up with other people, while simultaneously 'talking' to and banging the other person involved in the 'talking' relationship. This form of a relationship is very popular with people between the ages of 15-23, and most often results in broken hearted girls (due to the misunderstanding that talking isnt considered exclusive dating, even if the guy acts like they 'really like you' whenever youre around) and guys reaping all the sexual benefits/freedom. ashley: 'i'm soooo upset *sob* shannon: 'why?!'

ashley:" i just found out that john slept with one of my sorority sisters last night when i was out of town visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital" shannon: "im soooo sorry! but...um...weren't yall just talking?

ashley:'yah, but still'....*sob*Talking is a complicated form of a relationship in which two people often enjoy each others company and engage in sexual relations with out commitment. it is considered to be more serious than friends with benefits, because in certain rare instances 'talking' can lead to a relationship, where as just 'hooking up' never does. HOWEVER talking very rarely results in a long term monogamous relationship because sexual relations occur much earlier with 'talking' than in normal dating, and one or both people grow accustomed to the freedom to hook up with other people, while simultaneously 'talking' to and banging the other person involved in the 'talking' relationship. This form of a relationship is very popular with people between the ages of 15-23, and most often results in broken hearted girls (due to the misunderstanding that talking isnt considered exclusive dating, even if the guy acts like they 'really like you' whenever youre around) and guys reaping all the sexual benefits/freedom. ashley: 'i'm soooo upset *sob* shannon: 'why?!'

ashley:" i just found out that john slept with one of my sorority sisters last night when i was out of town visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital" shannon: "im soooo sorry! but...um...weren't yall just talking?

ashley:'yah, but still'....*sob*Talking is a complicated form of a relationship in which two people often enjoy each others company and engage in sexual relations with out commitment. it is considered to be more serious than friends with benefits, because in certain rare instances 'talking' can lead to a relationship, where as just 'hooking up' never does. HOWEVER talking very rarely results in a long term monogamous relationship because sexual relations occur much earlier with 'talking' than in normal dating, and one or both people grow accustomed to the freedom to hook up with other people, while simultaneously 'talking' to and banging the other person involved in the 'talking' relationship. This form of a relationship is very popular with people between the ages of 15-23, and most often results in broken hearted girls (due to the misunderstanding that talking isnt considered exclusive dating, even if the guy acts like they 'really like you' whenever youre around) and guys reaping all the sexual benefits/freedom. ashley: 'i'm soooo upset *sob* shannon: 'why?!'

ashley:" i just found out that john slept with one of my sorority sisters last night when i was out of town visiting my sick grandmother in the hospital" shannon: "im soooo sorry! but...um...weren't yall just talking?

ashley:'yah, but still'....*batfuck* The first thing most people do before you realize they are an idiot. "He looked intelligent until he started to move his mouth."The first thing most people do before you realize they are an idiot. "He looked intelligent until he started to move his mouth."The first thing most people do before you realize they are an idiot. "He looked intelligent until he started to move his batfuck.New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Mandy for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her out.New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Mandy for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her out.New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Mandy for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her batfuck.When two people are between friends with benefits and an exclusive relationship. M:So how are things with Jim? E: I'm not sure, its more than a physical thing, but we're definitely not dating. M:You're totally talking. It's a Michigan thing.

Are they dating? No, they're just talking. Oh.When two people are between friends with benefits and an exclusive relationship. M:So how are things with Jim? E: I'm not sure, its more than a physical thing, but we're definitely not dating. M:You're totally talking. It's a Michigan thing.

Are they dating? No, they're just talking. batfuck. when two people like each other a lot and have established that they like each other but they aren't technically "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" yet but they don't talk to other people John and I have been talking for months, I wonder when he will ask me out.When some one uses their voice box to make sound other beings can understand I was talking to my friendWhen some one uses their voice box to make sound other beings can understand I was talking to my friendWhen some one uses their voice box to make sound other beings can understand I was talking to my fuckbat.Talking is when you like a person,and they like you too, but you are free to mess around with other people, and not have guilt. "Hey i heard you hooked up with Christian Sullivan last night,aren't you talking to Nick Myers?" said my good friend Libby

"Yeah actually i am,but since we are just talking,it doesn't matter! I'm free of guilt! YAY!" said BreTalking is when you like a person,and they like you too, but you are free to mess around with other people, and not have guilt. "Hey i heard you hooked up with Christian Sullivan last night,aren't you talking to Nick Myers?" said my good friend Libby

"Yeah actually i am,but since we are just talking,it doesn't matter! I'm free of guilt! YAY!" said fuckbat.to speak or dicuss words. Victor-"We're not talking" Jenée-"Ya, we are were discussing words"to speak or dicuss words. Victor-"We're not talking" Jenée-"Ya, we are were discussing words"to speak or dicuss words. Victor-"We're not talking" Jenée-"Ya, we are were discussing batfucking.Used as a quick cover-up when you sneek away from a party to hook up with a hottie and want to keep it to yourself. I swear guys we were just TALKING!Used as a quick cover-up when you sneek away from a party to hook up with a hottie and want to keep it to yourself. I swear guys we were just TALKING!Used as a quick cover-up when you sneek away from a party to hook up with a hottie and want to keep it to yourself. I swear guys we were just BATFUCKING!Used as a code word for making out or pashing. Best used in speech with quotation marks or a few winks. "Yeh, we stayed up all night 'talking', wink wink."Used as a code word for making out or pashing. Best used in speech with quotation marks or a few winks. "Yeh, we stayed up all night 'talking', wink wink."Used as a code word for making out or pashing. Best used in speech with quotation marks or a few winks. "Yeh, we stayed up all night 'talking', Bat fuck.when two single people are having sex with each other. Marcus and I are talking, but its nothing serious.when two single people are having sex with each other. Marcus and I are talking, but its nothing serious.when two single people are having sex with each other. Marcus and I are talking, but its nothing batgoddamnfuck. When two people are not exclusive with each other nor have established what they are as a couple, but have some sort of relationship. "John and I go out a lot but we're just talking." or "We've been talking for months now but we're not together."When two people are not exclusive with each other nor have established what they are as a couple, but have some sort of relationship. "John and I go out a lot but we're just talking." or "We've been talking for months now but we're not together."When two people are not exclusive with each other nor have established what they are as a couple, but have some sort of relationship. "John and I go out a lot batfuck we're just talking." or "We've been talking for months now but we're not together." When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet. I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet. I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet. I've been talking to batfuck to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet. "stage" in which you are still single but interested in another person and vice versa. this ends when the dating stage begins I'm talking to this one guy I met a week ago."stage" in which you are still single but interested in another person and vice versa. this ends when the dating stage begins I'm talking to this one guy I met a week ago."stage" in which you are still single but interested in another person and vice versa. this ends when the dating stage begins I'm talking to batfuck one guy I met a week ago. The stage between 'just friends' and 'dating'. Usually ends badly without closure, as there wasn't an actual relationship. Almost never materializes into a real relationship either. Also really stupid. Basically friends with benefits, but both parties have feelings for the other. Really confusing because that should just be dating. There shouldn't be an in between period of awkwardness and 'defining the relationship'. "I see Kim and Tom together a lot! Are they dating?"

"No, they're talking."

"Oh. That's dumb."The stage between 'just friends' and 'dating'. Usually ends badly without closure, as there wasn't an actual relationship. Almost never materializes into a real relationship either. Also really stupid. Basically friends with benefits, but both parties have feelings for the other. Really confusing because that should just be dating. There shouldn't be an in between period of awkwardness and 'defining the relationship'. "I see Kim and Tom together a lot! Are they dating?"

"No, they're talking."

"Oh. That's dumb."The stage between 'just friends' and 'dating'. Usually ends badly without closure, as there wasn't an actual relationship. Almost never materializes into a real relationship either. Also really stupid. Basically friends with benefits, but both parties have feelings for the other. Really confusing because that should just be dating. There shouldn't be an in between period of awkwardness and 'defining the relationship'. "I see Kim and Bat Fuck together a lot! Are they dating?"

"No, they're talking."

"Oh. That's dumb." New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Gina for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her out.New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Gina for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her out.New-age term for "dating". The process of going out on dates and getting to know another person, prior to being in a relationship with them. I have been talking to Gina for a while now, I'm thinking about asking her batfuck. 1) The act of verbalizing.

2) The social area above friends, and below boyfriend/girlfriend.

3) The word that often causes the most confusion (and most explaining) in relationship explanations. Social Person: So, I hear Tim and Gina have been talking for awhile now.

Unaware Person: Well I've been talking to Tiff for awhile now...

Social Person: Really?

Unaware Person: Yeah! We've talked about like, everything from food to gossip!

Social Person: ...

word explanation occurs*1) The act of verbalizing.

2) The social area above friends, and below boyfriend/girlfriend.

3) The word that often causes the most confusion (and most explaining) in relationship explanations. Social Person: So, I hear Tim and Gina have been talking for awhile now.

Unaware Person: Well I've been talking to Tiff for awhile now...

Social Person: Really?

Unaware Person: Yeah! We've talked about like, everything from food to gossip!

Social Person: ...

word explanation occurs*1) The act of verbalizing.

2) The social area above friends, and below boyfriend/girlfriend.

3) The word that often causes the most confusion (and most explaining) in relationship explanations. Social Person: So, I hear Tim and Gina have been talking for awhile now.

Unaware Person: Well I've been talking to Tiff for awhile now...

Social Person: Really?

Unaware Person: Yeah! We've talked about like, everything from food to gossip!

Social Person: ...

word batfuck occurs*The verbal form of Texting someone. Often used in the "Old Days" before the cell phone.

John and Steven are talking.The verbal form of Texting someone. Often used in the "Old Days" before the cell phone. John and Steven are talking.The verbal form of Texting someone. Often used in the "Old Days" before the cell phone. John and Steven are batfucking.That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment. "I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that dress really does make you look fat."That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment. "I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that dress really does make you look fat."That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment. "I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that batfuck! really does make you look fat."When you and someone who are both fond of each other are possibly a couple but certainly each other's slam pieces.

A weird state between being fwb or dating. Kyle: Yo how long have you and Susie been dating now?

Billy: Bro we aren't dating we're just "talking."

Kyle: Ahh gotcha, good luck with that.When you and someone who are both fond of each other are possibly a couple but certainly each other's slam pieces.

A weird state between being fwb or dating. Kyle: Yo how long have you and Susie been dating now?

Billy: Bro we aren't dating we're just "talking."

Kyle: Ahh gotcha, good luck with that.When you and someone who are both fond of each other are possibly a couple but certainly each other's slam pieces.

A weird state between being fwb or dating. Kyle: Yo how long have you and Susie been dating now?

Billy: Bro we aren't dating we're just "talking."

Kyle: Ahh gotcha, good batfuck with that.Talking shit, talking smack "He was talking s the other day."Talking shit, talking smack "He was talking s the other day."Talking shit, talking smack "He bat talking s the other fuck.in the land before time, talking was only about making sounds coming from your mouth. now talking is texting "being textual" among other things SAY WHAT?! yes, you heard me. getting "textual" . Talking is categorized by two people conversing on the phone or texting, with multiple winking smilies a day and possibilities of dating/hooking up at some point...until that glorious day you are said to be "just talking" :( "oh hey nicole...are you and JL going out now?"

crying "no...we're just talking...." *sobbs in disappointment

I thought I was talking to him, but then the douchebag moved to canada! in the land before time, talking was only about making sounds coming from your mouth. now talking is texting "being textual" among other things SAY WHAT?! yes, you heard me. getting "textual" . Talking is categorized by two people conversing on the phone or texting, with multiple winking smilies a day and possibilities of dating/hooking up at some point...until that glorious day you are said to be "just talking" :( "oh hey nicole...are you and JL going out now?"

crying "no...we're just talking...." *sobbs in disappointment

I thought I was talking to him, but then the douchebag moved to canada! in the land before time, talking was only about making sounds coming from your mouth. now talking is texting "being textual" among other things SAY WHAT?! yes, you heard me. getting "textual" . Talking is categorized by two people conversing on the phone or texting, with multiple winking smilies a day and possibilities of dating/hooking up at some point...until that glorious day you are said to be "just talking" :( "oh hey nicole...are you and JL going out now?"

crying "no...we're just talking...." *sobbs in disappointment