I like rocks

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Rocks are likable. I used to have a pet one. But then I found out that this was wrong. No one has any pet rocks any more. Some people think it is silly to have pet rocks. Never mind that they are all the rage in cyberspace. Pet rocks are passe to some.....

too bad.

Hey, hey, HEY! I AM THE TRUE LIKER OF ROCKS! EMBOWEL BEFORE MEEEE!!! ROCKS!

ROCKS ARE MY DESTI-KNEE!

I have a pet one too. His name is Scotty. I like rocks. So i like scotty. But i don't. Cause he's scottish, and no-one likes scottish people. Well, except me. I like scotty.