I need to write an article

Seriously, this is annoying. I haven't written anything in such a long time, here, elsewhere, or anywhere, really. Hells, I haven't even done my written coursework, but I really don't want to do that, anyhow. But writing an article... that I want to do, nay, need to do, if I'm to retain my self-worth as a wiki contributor.

But what in tarnation do I even write?

Crap, I seriously got nothing, here.