IllogiNews:1943 to stand trial at The Hague

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The year 1943 is to stand trial at the International Criminal Court today, after it was found that the year caused a terrible strain of various war crimes that have affected lives for many people ever since the year started. As many of us know, a lot of bombs, death, loud guns and heavy rations of lard were produced in that year and since we have to blame at least something, then we ought to blame that year.

If found guilty of war crimes, anything that occurred in 1943 will be erased midnight tomorrow and will disappear off the face of the Earth. Over 11 million entities of events, items and other stuff will be erased from history while 900,000 other items will now be restored from 1943. To preview the potential chaos involved, our twin reporters Diane and Martha Tryptamine report from Cologne, Germany.

Live from Cologne[edit | edit source]

If the year of 1943 is found guilty, many old buildings that formed part of the Gothic architecture of Cologne will be suddenly restored, causing thousands of other buildings to be flattened to the ground again as buildings that were bombed in 1943 will come right back to life again.