IllogiNews:I'm trying to write an IllogiNews article, not really succeeding

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17 Novelniver 2010

I'm not sure what's going on here...

ILLOGINEWS NEWSROOM, Illogicopedia -- In a startling move that really startled some people, such as and probably mostly myself, I barged into the newsroom just now and am currently trying to write this IllogiNews article.

Unfortunately, I do not actually know how to write news, and have subsequently at this point gotten irrevocably stuck. "I have no idea what to write about this," I just announced to the empty room. Well, nearly empty - there are actually some dusty boxes and an alarming number of bats, some of which are now starting to stir. They appear to be quite dusty, in fact. Everything is quite dusty. Even this IllogiNews article is dusty for some reason, and for some reason some of these boxes are also starting to glow.

Perhaps I should give up this silly notion of writing a news piece and just leave, now.

Yes, I think I'll do that.

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