IllogiNews:Radioactive Twinkie market no longer viable

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The billionaire investors who are indeed fans of product placement claim this is the sweetest comeback in the history of ever. Like ever.[citation needed]

USA, Murricatown- Amazon noted the price of Twinkies dropping from $1,000 a box to less than retail. The radioactive morsels known for lasting fifty years despite some of the claims of moldy Twinkies from Amazon shoppers liars have reached a new legitimized format of real Twinkie goodness, rather than the pseudo-Twinkies fat Americans have had to tolerate since sometime in the past. Nonetheless, the new market will be available sometime in the future.

Glenn Beck may have had a point when unions killed the Twinkie, but like the Phoenix, the Twinkie had to rise from its creamy ashes and come yet again to expand the waistline of the horizontally gifted.