IllogiNews:Space aliens stop by, rebuffed by politicians

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"I can't read this kind of crap before I've had my damned coffee."

GERRYMANDER, Virginia -- Space aliens from Xerkynargzhnook 7 in the Gyetchisdeqe Sector of the Bhl'eniak Empire made a spectacular entrance today in this humble burg 37 miles from Washington DC today, skillfully parking their 12 meter long ships in driveways and parking lots to avoid causing traffic jams. Although President Obama acknowledged their presence and scheduled appointments with Grand Leader Goomax and So-so Leader Lekunderschmenk, Congress and a lame Supreme Court bench became hopelessly entangled in petty bickering. Presidential candidates took no notice whatsoever, caught up in their own small dramas, lies and pandering.

When approached by media outlets, the Xerkynargzhnookians declined all offers, paid and otherwise, except to grant an exclusive interview with IllogiNews. Crack crack-smoking reporter Cad Smeggins will be speaking with Sexy Representative Anakanapanacrulax on Sunday, February 29 at 1000 hours Eastern Standard Time. Consumers may listen in on IllogiRadio. Be sure to tune in half an hour early for experiments on monkeys with LSD.