IllogiNews:Waldo Strangles a Parasaurolophus

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The primary peace of incriminating evidence, along with 4 eye witnesses, is this photograph taken with Mr. Spreadsheet's iPhone at the time the crime was committed.

On a desk, in an office - Waldo W. Waldoman, of the famous children's puzzle books, Where Is Waldo? is in police custody after he allegedly strangled and killed a Parasaurolophus, an extinct dinosaur. Waldoman had been decoration for the desk of Ralph Spreadsheet since Aym of 2015 and had become an accepted member of the community. When questioned about his personality, none of his neighbors remarked that this was an tragedy anyone could have foreseen.

"He was always smiling, and I thought it was because he was so friendly. I suppose when we locked eyes and he grinned at me, he was really just savoring the gruesome death he had concocted for me in his imagination," said that bobble head by the businessman's computer monitor.

When questioned about the victim, the denizens of Ralph's workplace had nothing but kind words. "I don't think he ever said anything that would have set someone off like that. That's not like Parasaurolophus- he doesn't ever stir things up, he was a super chill guy," described the rubber duck dressed like a clown.

At press time, the police have reported that Waldo is unwilling to cooperate, and keeps vanishing before their eyes only to reappear breathing down their necks. Any information leading to his whereabouts will be rewarded greatly!!