IllogiNews talk:A rebuttal of the State of the Union 2011 as written by a bulimic 15 year old American female

Actually, bulimia is the one where they puke up their meals after - anorexics tend to just not eat in the first place, or something. ~ 02:04, 28 Jeremy 2011

There, Ms. Technical.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 02:15, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Well, even I knew that. That must mean something.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:20, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That the Colonel is an idiot!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 04:25, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Trained falcons are about to gouge your eyes. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:35, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hello. I'm selling these fine polymer faceshields... ~ 15:45, 28 Jeremy 2011

Eh? Why in the hell am I responding to something so old, anyway?--Colonel Sanders 01:57, 15 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

I miss writing for Illogicopedia, like I was able to in high school. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 20:45, 1 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)