When Tweety is middle aged, he will turn evil and rule the world.
Tweety Bird is a yellow blob that was born when Chuck Norris accidentally combined mustard, egg white, and cheese together and formed it into the shape of a big-headed birdanoid. He was chased by Sylvester the Cat for his cheesebutt, that all cats crave.
 Past Life
- THIS IS A RECORDED MESSAGE. TWEETY'S PAST LIFE INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIEDAND CANNOT BE ACCESSED UNLESS YOU ARE HISS HIGHNESS HIMSELF. THIS TAPE WILL NOW SELF DISTRUCT.*
 Present Life
It is presently the future.
 Future life
- TWEETY IS THE SUPREME RULER OF CARTOON WORLD. IF YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO HIM, PRESS I WISH TO SPEAK TO HIM. IF YOU WISH TO VOTE FOR HIM, PRESS TWEETY IS THE BEST AND I SUCK. IF YOU WISH TO DIE, PRESS You know what? I would really like some Mentos right now.