Illogica ++

Illogica ++ is a second generation uncompilable programming language developed by Illogicopedia's pastor while on sabbatical at the White Sands Missile Testing Range in Aloe-maggido, New Mexico. Since it is designed for use among Illogicopedians exclusively, there is little rhyme or reason, nor is it usable as a tool to produce usable code for any reason.

Data Types

• Narf
• Gotcha!
• Cheese flueb
• Belch

Variables and Constants

Variables are declared as a type with prime number of bits storage. Like COBOL, comments are encouraged and generally incomprehensible.

Operations

• Kidney transplant
• Kings protectorate
• Fractal cognitive dissonance

Control Structures

• Gibbering madly
• Enormous Fanged Hams
• Seals