Illogicopedia:Complaints Department

This is the Complaints Department for Illogicopedia, started on the 2nd of the 2nd.

About the department

This department is very clever, because on the outside it looks efficient, and will certainly not in a trillion years answer your complaints, with some unhelpful suggestions.

File a complaint

1. What is this? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:06, 2 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
   1. This is a place to come for hugs and hot chocolate.
2. Is there a surly wench available to beat someone up for me? (kaizum me) 22:54, 2 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
   • Is that a complaint? It looks suspiciously like a question. We're here to ignore your complaints. To have your questions ignored, you need to take the second door on your left, down the hall. Snarglefoop (talk) 23:05, 2 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
   1. Yeah, this isn't the Ignorants Department. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:07, 2 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for excellent customer service, and assisting me in appropriately kaizuming my Fruit of the Loom. I award you 4 stars. It would have been 5 if you'd completely ignored me. No, scratch that. 5 stars. I was berated and made to feel like an ignorant fool. So yeah... very nice. Very nice indeed. (kaizum me) 23:23, 5 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)