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Contained on this page is the best Illogicopedia has to offer, as voted for by its users. These are the articles that have been featured on the front page of the wiki, so sit back, have a cup of tea and enjoy.

Do note that the community's overall standards for features have changed over time; as of 2008, features generally comprise pages deemed among the most entertaining and well-written, whereas during 2007, features were more representative of Illogicopedia and its (early) culture, varying in their "quality". That being stated, go ahead and read through the best articles of Illogicopedia, the wiki dedicated to making the world that bit more insane.

Featured articles[edit]

Entries are listed alphabetically within the year they were featured. Use the sortable tables to order by date featured or score should you so wish.

See here for features listed by category.


2014[edit]

Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
A coat made of babies 2014-05-20 Gruntled +04 (4–0) Voting
Beware the road goose 2014-07-01 Snarglefoop +06 (6–0) Voting
BibbStepp195 2014-01-30 BibbStepp195 +04 (4–0) Voting
Burble 2014-08-15 Flyingcat & Gruntled +04 (4–0) Voting
Cranch 2014-06-20 Fonchezzz +05 (5–0) Voting
Demon 2014-03-27 Gruntled +04 (4–0) Voting
Dr. Elvis Steinman 2014-08-01 Mars Cadbury +5.5 (5.5–0) Voting
Do you have a face? 2014-02-14 Athyria +04 (4–0) Voting
Feature-Bait 2014-07-20 T3canolis +06 (6–0) Voting
Fridge Within a Fridge 2014-08-05 MrMetalFLower +05 (5–0) Voting
Hairballs 2014-06-10 Flyingcat +04 (4–0) Voting
House of Fun 2014-07-10 Darkgenome +04 (4–0) Voting
Journalism 2014-05-01 Snarglefoop +04 (4–0) Voting
Mauritania 2014-01-15 T3canolis +05 (5–0) Voting
Millard Feelmore 2014-08-20 T3canolis +04 (4–0) Voting
No 2014-06-01 Hindleyite & Testostereich +05 (5–0) Voting
Sauropods as Pets 2014-08-10 Snarglefoop +05 (5–0) Voting
The World Is Going To End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2014-03-13 Xappa +03 (4–1) Voting
Tom Nook 2014-03-01 Colonel Sanders +04 (8–4) Voting

2013[edit]

Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
Groarnge 2013-01-10 Athyria +06 (6–0) Voting
Hipster 2013-12-04 Readmesoon +03 (3–0) Voting
HowTo:Overcome your fear of rollercoasters 2012-12-28 Awesomedecks +06 (6–0) Voting
Shrimp paradox 2013-11-05 Readmesoon +06 (6–0) Voting

2012[edit]

Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
A baby gorilla ate my homework 2012-01-10 Gruntled +07 (7–0) Voting
Belching Hyena 2012-02-01 Gruntled +04 (4–0) Voting
Dear John letter 2012-02-13 The Bard +07 (7–0) Voting
The Illogicopedia 2012-01-02 Hindleyite +05 (5–0) Voting
Micro$oft Window$ 2012-11-04 The Bard +05 (5–0) Voting
My refrigerator and I speak occasionally 2012-11-04 Readmesoon +05 (5–0) Voting
Childhood Realizations 2012-11-04 T3canolis +04 (4–0) Voting
Porcelain Theocracies 2012-11-28 Gruntled +04 (5–1) Voting
A murder of cows 2012-12-25 Athyria +03 (7–4) Voting

2011[edit]

Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
Air 2011-03-13 Readmesoon +05 (5–0) Voting
Book 2011-02-17 Hindleyite & Readmesoon +05 (7–2) Voting
ChanServ 2011-11-22 Testostereich +05 (6–1) Voting
Cohagen: the Forbidden Files 2011-12-24 ReMbRaNdTxxZxx +04 (4–0) Voting
Did you ever lock horns with a goat? 2011-01-29 Aleister in Chains +05 (5–0) Voting
Diary of a Madman 2011-09-12 The Bard +07 (7–0) Voting
Dinner Table With Pillows 2011-12-18 THE +05 (5–0) Voting
Egg sighted 2011-03-22 Fonchezzz +05 (5–0) Voting
Enter the Chicken 2011-12-10 The Bard +05 (5–0) Voting
The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories 2011-08-31 The Bard, T3canolis, & ReMbRaNdTxxZxx +07 (7–0) Voting
IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland 2011-07-22 Hindleyite +05 (5–0) Voting
IllogiNews:Bats unsuitable as dairy stock say Belgians 2011-01-05 Gruntled +5.5 (5.5–0) Voting
IllogiNews:Cows invade Britain - Prime Minister calls for peace 2011-06-11 Mynameissecret +04 (5–1) Voting
IllogiNews:John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any case 2011-07-29 Dan the Hedgehog +05 (5–0) Voting
IllogiNews:You Are In My Way 2011-08-14 Readmesoon +05 (5–0) Voting
It's quiet now. I do not know how long we have... 2011-01-13 Athyria +05 (6–0) Voting
Paper-Rock-Scissors-Punch In The Mouth 2011-04-08 The Feminine Hygeine Project +08 (8–0) Voting
Paul Prudhomme 2011-05-21 Gruntled +05 (5–0) Voting
People do the Funniest Things! 2011-08-22 THE & Testostereich +06 (6–0) Voting
Schrödinger's Jesús 2011-04-14 Gruntled +04 (4–0) Voting
Shark 2011-03-09 Uncyclopedia fork +06 (6–0) Voting
Shovel Combat 2011-06-22 Readmesoon +04 (4–0) Voting
Sleep 2011-03-01 Mynameissecret +06 (6–0) Voting
Slipping My Pickle In 2011-12-06 HelloolleH +05 (5–0) Voting
Something Stupid This Way Cometh 2011-06-16 Readmesoon +04 (4–0) Voting
This page is not feature worthy 2011-05-14 Manforman & Hindleyite +05 (8–3) Voting
Uncle Bimbo 2011-11-04 Readmesoon +06 (6–0) Voting
Whale (colour) 2011-07-01 Aleister in Chains +05 (6–1) Voting
Wallace Intrubé 2011-08-07 Specsy1 +07 (7–0) Voting
Zimizmizm 2011-10-03 Gruntled +07 (7–0) Voting

2010[edit]

Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia 2010-12-24 T3canolis & Basically everyone +08 (8–0) Voting
Advertising Epilepsy 2010-11-20 Dxpenguinman +08 (10–2) Voting
America 2010-03-22 Hindleyite & Testostereich +04 (4–0) Voting
An expression of pain 2010-05-25 Illogic armada +04 (4–0) Voting
Bang and the dirt appears 2010-02-25 I forgot +05 (6–1) Voting
Cat 2010-06-27 Asema +04 (4–0) Voting
Ceiling mop 2010-08-02 Hindleyite +04 (4–0) Voting
Christmas 2010-05-03 Nemzal +04 (5–1) Voting
Codpiece 2010-05-17 Testostereich +04 (4–0) Voting
Crossbow 2010-12-01 Athyria +05 (8–3) Voting
Dancing Dog 2010-01-04 Galanoth +05 (9–4) Voting
Digging A Hole 2010-06-11 Testostereich +06 (6–0) Voting
Employment Prescreening Questionnaire 2010-01-12 Simsilikesims +04 (5–1) Voting
General protection fault 2010-07-06 I forgot +04.5 (4.5–0) Voting
I'll slap you in the face with a fish 2010-10-12 Galanoth +08 (8–0) Voting
IllogiNews:Man Born With Eight Faces Urinates Own Spine; Dies Aged 23 When Hit By Car 2010-01-21 MrMetalFLower +07 (7–0) Voting
Is 2010-06-24 Readmesoon +07 (9–2) Voting
Lie 2010-04-05 I forgot +04 (4–0) Voting
Motel Trolls 2010-01-26 Readmesoon +06 (6–0) Voting
Natural number 2010-05-11 I forgot +05 (5–0) Voting
Pesticides for a putrid 2010-06-03 MrMetalFLower +03 (4–1) Voting
S. Hark 2010-06-23 Readmesoon +04 (4–0) Voting
Spud 2010-01-17 HelloolleH +06 (7–1) Voting
The base for mental unhealth 2010-01-30 Readmesoon & Testostereich +07 (7–0) Voting
The Battle of My Room 2010-03-03 Readmesoon +05 (5–0) Voting
The Daring Drive of Danny Devito 2010-04-13 ForgotMyPassword +05 (5–0) Voting
The Jesus-Satan Arm Wrestling Competition 2010-07-20 THE +03.5 (3.5–0) Voting
Truth Debate 2010-06-15 Doom Bunny +04 (5–1) Voting
Vidja game 2010-10-03 Thekillerfruitcake +09 (9–0) Voting
What's the Point? 2010-03-15 T3canolis +05 (5–0) Voting
YouTube Comments 2010-03-10 Galanoth & Readmesoon +11 (11–0) Voting
You feeble fool! 2010-03-26 Readmesoon +05 (5–0) Voting

2009[edit]

Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
?News:Studies show that this study is false 2009-07-18 Zana Dark +6 (6–0) Voting
A Small Civilization 2009-04-17 THE +6 (6–0) Voting
An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes 2009-04-09 The Bard +7 (7–0) Voting
Batchap 2009-12-18 Lord Caz, Nerd42, Testostereich, & XXL2oo +5 (7–2) Voting
Canada 2009-04-11 The Bard +7 (7–0) Voting
Coprodysmorphophobia 2009-05-28 Readmesoon +6 (6–0) Voting
DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?! The Game 2009-01-26 Anotherpongo +6 (6–0) Voting
Dearest Blog 2009-07-25 Testostereich +6 (6–0) Voting
Godzilla Versus Jaws 2009-02-04 MrMetalFLower +5 (5–0) Voting
HowTo:Get An Article Featured 2009-06-20 Testostereich +6 (6–0) Voting
I'll ask the questions here! 2009-03-25 Dxpenguinman +7 (7–0) Voting
IllogiBooks:Dear Diary Vampire 2009-06-03 Readmesoon +6 (6–0) Voting
Is that what you call a knife? 2009-09-12 Readmesoon & Some WHAT!? +5 (6–1) Voting
List of Dead People 2009-08-23 Readmesoon +6 (8–2) Voting
Lunch box 2009-11-18 Readmesoon +5 (6–1) Voting
Manburgers 2009-05-11 THE +5.5 (5.5–0) Voting
Mini Ketchup 2009-07-07 Some WHAT!? +6 (7–1) Voting
Mission Control 2009-08-08 THINKER +6 (6–0) Voting
Mugging a Pirate 2009-02-26 Djtik85 +5 (5–0) Voting
My first article on Uncyclopedia 2009-04-28 T3canolis +4 (4–0) Voting
Rhinoceros Jello 2009-05-06 RAHB +5 (5–0) Voting
Sexual Innuendo in U.S. Currency 2009-04-23 THE +5 (6–1) Voting
Snowman 2009-04-13 Readmesoon +4 (5–1) Voting
The American Revolution 2009-07-10 Anotherpongo, Readmesoon, & T3canolis +5 (7–2) Voting
The Deadly Ghost of Spellchecking 2009-03-09 Hindleyite +4 (4–0) Voting
The Greatest Inventions of Mankind 2009-05-20 Hindleyite +5 (5–0) Voting
The Green Ball (Uncensored Version) 2009-05-27 Darkgenome +5 (5–0) Voting
The Pencil Incident 2009-07-15 THE +6 (6–0) Voting
Toilet duck 2009-10-06 Carlb +4 (5–1) Voting
Trustiness 2009-06-12 I forgot +5 (5–0) Voting
Universe 2009-04-20 Cainad +4 (4–0) Voting

2008[edit]

Notes

Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
A Christmas Carol 2008-12-21 TheLedBalloon +3 (3–0) Voting
A Day in the Life of a Golf Ball 2008-11-26 Readmesoon +7 (7–0) Voting
André Breton 2008-04-17 MrMetalFLower +6 (6–0) Voting
Are you Freaking Kidding Me? 2008-10-26 T3canolis +5 (5–0) Voting
Attention Deficit Disorder 2008-01-12 Djtik85 +6 (6–0) Voting
Bob Saget 2008-02-22 Cheeseboy +5 (5–0) Voting
Borderline Oceania 2008-12-07 MrMetalFLower +5 (5–0) Voting
Boris and the American Dream 2008-08-28 THE +4 (4–0) Voting
Cactus Man 2008-05-14 Roversforthecup +5 (5–0) Voting
Chess 2008-04-08 Eupocalith +1 (2–1) Voting
Dancing walrus 2008-07-17 TheLedBalloon +4 (4–0) Voting
Das PussyVator 2008-03-25 Hindleyite & Testostereich +5 (5–0) Voting
Early Morning Television 2008-02-28 Testostereich +5 (5–0) Voting
Envelope in sentim 2008-06-08 Fonchezzz +6 (6–0) Voting
Fairy washing up liquid 2008-07-24 Benedict Blade +4 (4–0) Voting
Fat Hippo 2008-11-05 Readmesoon +5 (5–0) Voting
Fish 2008-09-18 Fluffalizer +6 (6–0) Voting
Flub Nugget 2008-09-10 Ragglefraggleking +4 (4–0) Voting
Fnurdle 2008-06-14 TheOddity +4 (4–0) Voting
Freeze frame popcorn 2008-09-08 Fonchezzz & Testostereich +7 (7–0) Voting
Grand Theft Auto:Antarctica Oscar Wilde LOLLLOLOLO 2008-06-22 Cajek +5 (5–0) Voting
Hard disk 2008-03-09 Jojo Randomise +7 (7–0) Voting
History 2008-07-07 I forgot +5 (5–0) Voting
How Things Work 2008-07-21 Dxpenguinman +6 (6–0) Voting
HowTo:Write an Epic for the Illogic Pickle 2008-12-10 Thekillerfruitcake +7 (7–0) Voting
I am so high right now 2008-08-11 TaylorKarras +4 (4–0) Voting
IllogiNess Monster 2008-06-27 Testostereich +5 (5–0) Voting
Interesting facts about Toasters 2008-09-30 Hindleyite +4 (4–0) Voting
Interviewing Your Shelf 2008-12-30 Dxpenguinman +5 (5–0) Voting
Interviewing Yourself 2008-08-31 Dxpenguinman +4 (4–0) Voting
Jesus 2008-02-05 HelloolleH +6 (8–2) Voting
Letters to the Editor 2008-11-10 Some WHAT!? & T3canolis +6 (6–0) Voting
Life Options 2008-02-01 Testostereich +5 (6–1) Voting
Lightbulbism 2008-10-19 THE +6 (6–0) Voting
List of lesser known Scrabble words 2008-09-22 Hindleyite +4 (4–0) Voting
Mental image of some food 2008-03-27 Hindleyite & Testostereich +4 (4–0) Voting
Monsters that live under your bed 2008-07-29 Dxpenguinman +4 (4–0) Voting
My Not-So-Super Sweet 16 2008-09-24 MrMetalFLower +4 (4–0) Voting
New Monaco 2008-10-04 TaylorKarras +4 (4–0) Voting
OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS. 2008-09-06 THE +6 (6–0) Voting
Penglish uprising 2008-05-08 HelloolleH, MrMetalFLower, & Testostereich +7 (7–0) Voting
RAY 2008-02-12 HelloolleH & Testostereich +5 (5–0) Voting
Remembering to breathe 2008-07-13 I forgot +4 (4–0) Voting
Sadiojfasioduipofas 2008-04-25 HelloolleH +5 (5–0) Voting
Santa 2008-02-18 Composure1 +5 (6–1) Voting
Santa Claus the Socialist Menace 2008-12-24 THE Judged CRAP 2008
Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey 2008-02-25 Testostereich +4 (4–0) Voting
Slightly Below Average Man 2008-08-03 HelloolleH & MrMetalFLower +8 (8–0) Voting
The Adventures of Lampshade Man 2008-07-25 Ragglefraggleking +5 (5–0) Voting
The Epic Mission 2008-07-03 Hindleyite +7 (7–0) Voting
The Important Mission 2008-06-03 Testostereich +4 (4–0) Voting
The Magic Book 2008-10-13 Mwow513 +4 (4–0) Voting
The Mel Gibson Conspiracy 2008-05-23 Quagsire +5 (5–0) Voting
The Omnipresent Symbol Table In The Sky 2008-08-17 Fluffalizer +5 (5–0) Voting
The Three (or two) Brothers (and sister) and the mighty Secession Tree 2008-03-31 THE +4 (4–0) Voting
The Writing of a Classic Childrens Book 2008-12-15 Testostereich +6 (6–0) Voting
The cows are acting suspicious 2008-08-20 Huge bob +5 (5–0) Voting
There is no need 2008-05-30 Oleelra +7 (7–0) Voting
Toast 2008-09-03 T3canolis +5 (5–0) Voting
Toilet 2008-03-20 Testostereich +6 (6–0) Voting
Trampolining 2008-09-15 Testostereich +4 (4–0) Voting
Walt Disney 2008-04-04 Thekillerfruitcake +6 (6–0) Voting
Washington Parallelogram 2008-05-01 Thekillerfruitcake +4 (4–0) Voting
What did you eat? 2008-05-20 Ljlego +8 (8–0) Voting
Why Things Seem Smaller When Far Away 2008-06-30 Cajek +6 (6–0) Voting
Wikipedia Your Destiny! 2008-08-25 THE +4 (4–0) Voting
You will lose 2008-07-10 Citation-Seer +6 (6–0) Voting
ʇxǝʇ_pǝddılɟ 2008-11-18 TaylorKarras +6 (6–0) Voting

2007[edit]

Notes

  • Due to a legacy voting system, scores are not always available for features prior to August 2007. Figures for these are noted from page histories and forum archives where available.
  • Many early features, such as those in the 'Top 10 Articles of 1907' (Jan-Feb), were not voted upon, simply promoted to featured status when required. During this period, the promotion of two new features in a day was not an uncommon occurrence.
  • Quality of 2007 features varies widely and characterises Illogicopedia's earlier culture.
  • Bohemian Rhapsody was the final article to be featured during Illogicopedia's Editthis incarnation, whilst Disaster Guide became the first article featured at Wikia Illogicopedia
Name Date featured Author(s) Score Voting
A word from our sponsors 2007-05-15 HelloolleH +6
Barry Scott 2007-05-25 MrMetalFLower & Testostereich +3 (3–0)
Bcbkye 2007-07-27 Fonchezzz +2
Bohemian Rhapsody 2007-03-22 Silent Penguin & others on IRC +4 (5-–1)
Brass screw for a belly button 2007-03-10 Silent Penguin & 88.106.243.117 +5 (5–0)
Conkers 2007-01-27 Fluffalizer & MrMetalFLower
Cthulhu 2007-12-20 Cainad +4 (5–1) Voting
DA DA DA 2007-01-26 HelloolleH
Disaster Guide 2007-04-13 HelloolleH +5 (5–0)
Encyclopedia Dramatica: A Mirror Image 2007-12-03 Kippers +5 (5–0) Voting
Epic Fail 2007-11-22 HelloolleH & Testostereich +7 (8–1) Voting
Error 404 2007-04-22 Hindleyite +4 (4–0)
Excuses 2007-08-23 Googolplex +6 (6–0) Voting
Existance 2007-06-01 Fonchezzz +9
Fairytale Exposé 2007-08-03 Testostereich +4
Flogging 2007-01-30 MrMetalFLower
Flying trees 2007-02-27 Nerd42 & Wehpudicabok +4 (4–0)
Francis E. Dec 2007-07-07 Fluffalizer
Harry Potter 2007-09-29 HelloolleH +3 (3–0)
HowTo:Get an English Literature GCSE 2007-05-03 MrMetalFLower
HowTo:Get free drinks 2007-02-05 Silent Penguin +2 (2–0)
HowTo:Make a Cheese Sandwich 2007-01-12 Hindleyite
I looked under my doormat and found a mango and started screaming at it even though mangos have no ears 2007-11-15 THE +6 (8–2) Voting
IllogiGames:The Getaway 2007-09-13 HelloolleH
Illogicopedia is the worst 2007-03-17 Hindleyite +3 (4–1)
Illogicopedia:A History 2007-09-27 HelloolleH +3 (3–0) Voting
Legolas chops off his hand 2007-08-14 Fonchezzz +5 (5–0) Voting
List of awesome block summaries 2007-06-09 Frameviper
Litvin's Impossible Situp 2007-10-06 146.180.106.231 +5 (6–1) Voting
Loading.... 2007-01-27 Hindleyite
Media 2007-10-18 MrMetalFLower +5 (5–0) Voting
Memoirs of a quack face 2007-10-14 Fonchezzz +6 (9–3) Voting
Nothing (2nd ver) 2007-01-12 Composure1
Pac-Man 2007-05-30 88.106.243.117 +11
Peesmell 2007-09-07 Testostereich +4 (6–2) Voting
Pogosticks 2007-12-09 Fonchezzz +9 (9–0) Voting
Pwnt 2007-05-23 HelloolleH & MrMetalFLower +5
Repetition 2007-01-12 Hindleyite & Silent Penguin
Sanity 2007-01-20 Fluffalizer, Hindleyite, & Silent Penguin
Shoplifting 2007-06-16 Anotherpongo
Some 2007-01-24 Fluffalizer
Sound 2007-01-31 Fluffalizer +3 (3–0)
Stream of consciousness 2007-08-30 Thekillerfruitcake +5 (5–0) Voting
The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board 2007-12-27 THE +8 (8–0) Voting
The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board: PART TWO 2007-12-31 THE +8 (8–0) Voting
The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything 2007-05-01 Hindleyite
The best article ever 2007-11-29 HelloolleH +5 (6–1) Voting
Turkey 2007-11-13 THINKER +10 (10–0) Voting
Ultimate soup 2007-02-04 Hindleyite +2 (3–1)
Water 2007-05-22 Testostereich +3
What if a car alarm goes off 2007-02-01 Fluffalizer & Silent Penguin +3 (3–0)
What if you can't find the remote 2007-07-15 Wehpudicabok +5
Wisdom 2007-01-24 One-eyed Jacques
Yummy 2007-03-06 MrMetalFLower & Nerd42 +2 (3–1)

2006[edit]

Notes

  • 'Nothing' was featured on the Wikia Scratchpad Illogicopedia.
Name Date featured Featured version Score Voting
Nothing 2006-12-09 Revision