Illogicopedia:The Sporadical Radicals
This is the page that rewards everyone helping with the article improvement drive!
Basically, the user who helps certain amounts will get official Titles and a template to go into their userpage.
To prove your worth, go to this page and leave a list of all the articles you've improved. The admins will then check this over and - when you reach the milestones - then dish out the awards as appropriate, for you to display proudly!
(#1 is best, #10 lowest)
|#||Name of Title||Title to put in signature||Requirements||Notes|
|1.||Humble Servant of André Breton||
||100 improvements||It's worth noting that this is the highest possible honour ever given to humans. André probably prefers his imaginary friends. And Martians. They know how to party.|
||90 improvements||This title grants you the command of the armies of both Subbuteo and Super Japan; however, unfortunately, they have a tendency to execute each other rather than execute your orders. This also grants a years' worth of throwable Koalas.|
|3.||Noble Spoon Man||
||80 improvements||This title grants the user one tumble dryer-shrunk superhero suit and a small stash of spoons to be used ONLY IN EMERGENCIES!|
||70 improvements||Unlike Fourchan and Jackie Chan, all of whom have their advantages, ChanServs are actually kinda crap. I mean, they're not even allowed to talk. They've been kept to a vow of secrecy after receiving the ultimate everything ever. Yeah, he used to be amazing.|
||60 improvements||Having this title guarantees you a featured article.|
||50 improvements||Alongside being part of one of Illogicopedia's vastest armies, achieving this honour causes the user to be crispy-fried in hoi sin sauce and highly shaggable.|
|7.||Strange Indian Man||
||40 improvements||NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!|
|8.||Sacred Goat of Ung||
||30 improvements||Ung! Goat! Ung!|
||20 improvements||This title bestows onto the receiver the ability to know mundane facts about anyone in the world, e.g. "You were once two years old!"|
|10.||Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII||
||10 improvements||Having this award will increase your stealth powers by up to minus 4%.|