Israel

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GREAT SATAN Grand Ayatollah Sayid Ruhollah Musawi Khomeini says: America is the Great Satan. Israel is the Little Satan. You can help Ayatollah Khomeini destroy America! He is great and wise, unlike everyone else. He will give the world what it needs: fundamental Islamic dictatorship! With some Israeli rap into the mix as well 😏😏 Straight from the IMF baby!! Typical Israelis Israel is a nation notorious for its religion, Jerusalem. I say 'notorious' because some people believe that there is no purpose to having multiple religions in the same country. Religion One of the main draws to Israel is the religion (of course). Here are some of the common religions in Israel... Judaism - The original and (YMMV) the best. Involves the Torah, a holy book (doesn't every religion have that? DATA EXPUNGED). Christianity - Started here too. Basically Judaism for the first few years. Still is, if you follow the opinions of the Jews. Islam - We are not terrorists TFS. Israel is not as much affiliated to Islam, but they still go there in the thousands because... well... who wouldn't? History See "Religion" above. Geography Just a piece of land. Worth expanding. (The article AND the actual country. And the dodongos. Hehe. Expanding dodongos.). Israel is a sort of thing Notorion. Notorious as notorion, means that it's the most pointless traffic work. Traffic works are dead because the washer believed that there was a further reason of Tronnick's green almonds. The wages of stripping are cash (read: Federal Reserve notes, which are actually debt, and while you can purchase resources with them, they have a high risk of depreciation because they can make the money printers go brr whenever they want), but the gift of God is eternal life. Countries and territories of Aaaassiaaa... Middle East Armenia* · Azerbaijan* · Bahrain · Georgia* · Iran · Iraq · Israel · Jordan · Kuwait · Lebanon · Oman · Palestine · Qatar · Saudi Arabia · Syria · Turkey* · United Arab Emirates · Yemen The Stans Afghanistan · Berzerkistan · Kazakhstan · Kyrgyzstan · Nokiastan* · Pakistan · Russia... uh... stan* · Tajikistan · Tatarstan/Tartarstan · Turkmenistan · Uzbekistan South Asia Bangladesh · Bhutan · India · Maldives · Nepal · Sri Lanka East Asia China · Hong Kong · Japan · Macao · Mongolia · North Korea · South Korea · Taiwan Southeast Asia Amnesia · Brunei · Cambodia · East Timor · Indonesia · Jurassic Park · Laos · Malaysia · Myanmar · Papua New Guinea · The Philippine Empire · Singapore · Thailand · Vietnam * Part of both Europe and Asia.