Japanese language

This article was not written by Japanese people. They'd have written an articre in Engrish.   I saw a Japanese guy saying, "Soorii, wii donto speeku Ingrishu."

わゥはふオネァもひぢけ〷ぼウザゐぺぢぱよゼ夯墫嘿侄㈰ビトネネネシシっ

忍者！

寿司！

芸者！

ポケモン！

侍！

アニメ！

*ahem*

ようこそ Illogicopedia へ。 あなたは ばか だぞ。

IN CONCLUSION TO OUR EPIC ESSAY ON THE FANTASTIC JAPANESE LANGUAGE: well, uh, otakus like to speak Japanese.... but do they ever know what they're saying?

ANYONE CAN SPEAK JAPANESE THEY JUST NEED TO LEARN IT FIRST