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BUT IT WASN'T!
Bobby: It's a nice day at the beach, eh?
Joe: Oh, yeah. Even though this place is artificially lit and that background looks like painted canvas.
Bobby: Shut up and and get in the water. The producers only had like $20 because of sub-par ticket sales for the last movie.
They walk into the
pool ocean. It is strangely full of leaves and has tiles around the edges.
Joe: ...oh? This ocean is nine feet deep! It has convenient depth tiles!
Bobby: Wow, it feels nice in this ocean. I wonder if there are any fish.
A shark fin pops out of the water. [que Jaws music, hip hop remix]
Joe: Oh my God! A shark!
Bobby: Augh, my arm! Quick, spray the ketchup!
Joe: Wait, I'm completely unharmed.
Bobby: Shut up and keep acting, fool!