Jim Jarmusch
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Early Life[edit | edit source]
Fuck you. That's his early life.
He was castrated by his mom who hated Zebras. Your mom's ass hated Liquid God and then
So anyways, he went to college and had a pretty cool life. He rubbеd shoulders with Rob Zombie and Rob Zombie used his magnificent time manipulation powers to prank him. Sometimes to death. He was thе son of Mister King and his wife Bag Head but DONT TELL ANYBODY SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKyhsgfkjgs] Gay Asshole lol
He began film-making when Quentin the fuck-biscuit asked him to make a film with a meagrе $300,000,000.56 budget. Jim spent the whole lot on coke and then filmed some girls having incoherent conversations while screechy, annoying noises played in the background at full volume so you could barely tell what the fuck anybody was fucking saying fuck ass bitch cunt lol
He then fucked your mom. GAY.
Jim experienced every timeline where Rob fucked him in the ass metaphorically. He went insane. Jim hated himself and wanted to be free from his constant self-loathing. He jumped off a bridge but gravity wasn't working that day. If gravity was, we wouldn't have one of the greatest directors of all FUCKIN' TIME.
Career[edit | edit source]
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Jim went on to create films as his debut(The meaning of life, love, hate and the universe Part 66) (which he himself disowns) was upheld by hipsters as a masterpiece. Right now, he is a film-making god. If he pisses, a good film comes out of his pee-pee. He also shits diamonds.
Partial filmography[edit | edit source]
He was so prolific we can't show all of his films. But here are his most dope.
| Film Title | Year Released | Status |
|---|---|---|
| DankLord | 2003 | Director, Cinematographer |
| Racism is bad, guys | 2004.5 | Director, Cameo (Cult Leader) |
| DankLord II: The revenge of your mum's ass | 2006 | Director, Screenwriter |
| Piss | 2011 | Director, Director Of Photography |
| Dick Lampert | 2014 | Director, Penguin |
| Enoch | 2015 | Director |
| Dos Chezetta | 2017 | Pizza delivery man |