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Everybody's favorite funnyman - THE JOKER!!
For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Joker.

“Who? The Joker!? He's such a card. Really he is.”

~ Women on The Joker

Joker is a benevolent humanitarian character in the DC Comics universe. His mission in life is to spread HAPPINESS and SMILES to the world, starting with Gotham City. The main obstacle to making everyone happy is the evil terrorist Batman - an obsessed psychopath who gets his jollies by ruining everyone's fun and insisting that everyone should be as depressed and goth all the time as he is.

The Joker is an essential factor in preserving the collective optimism of society. Without the Joker, everyone would become so bored with life that laughter would not exist anymore.

Joker's commercial enterprises[edit]

SmileX vs Brand X[edit]

The Joker's humanitarian efforts are financed through his brand of consumer products, "SmileX." His aggressive marketing campaign educated the entire world to know that people who use Brand X are sad and depressed, but SmileX makes people happy! However, SmileX actually contains Joker toxin, making Brand X the lesser of two evils.

Joker clothing brand[edit]

The Joker was also the founder of the Joker clothing brand which makes exclusively purple pinstripe suits and other clothing in outrageous colors. Also under this brand are a line of "I HATE BATMAN" and "WHY SO SERIOUS?" T-shirts.

Joker Fish[edit]

Joker also became deeply invested in the fishing business. Joker Fish are happy fish, therefore Joker Fish Sandwiches are Still Dead Fish Sandwhiches!

MC Joker[edit]

Joker's debut rap / hip hop / urban RnB release, "The Clown Prince of Rhyme E.P." featured collaborations with Insane Clown Posse and DJ Quinn. Unfortunately, it was not commercially successful, but the lead vocalist of Cypress Hill described it as, "Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain!"

Romance with Harley Quinn[edit]

While at Arkham, Dr. Harleen Quinzel was assigned to the job of making the Joker "sane". However, she came to the unusual conclusion that the Joker was, in fact, the most sane person in the world. She proceeded to fall in love with him. She's now known as City Syndrome Harley Quinn.

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