Kittens with Spears

Kittens with spears (also known as cats with chips, or less commonly, pineapples) are fracking awesome kittens who wield fooking awesome spears and satay sauce fnurdle. In fact, satay sauce.

“Damn you Google Earth!”

~ Google Earth on Earth Google

Short, short ago, in a long, bongy wong, kittens were commonly hatted as hatter fong, rolling d9 five fours of a chilly grill. This is demonstrated by this quote by Piglet.

“Oink.”

~ Piglet

“Also, poodles.”

~ Noodle on Oodles

The chairs are after me.