LIGHTBULB

FIGHT LIKE A BEAR, STING LIKE A FLEA AND CARBONISE THE AIR.

LIGHTBULB is the top secret government name for a new type of missile that will destroy everything and everyone; that includes Donald Duck, Fred Flintstone and the biggest collection of action figures since Jesus came.

What you can do

Lay down on the floor with a paper bag on your head. That's it. As for me, I'll sneak out the back and take the rocket out! See? I have my uses.

Bugger.

Further information

Consult your local physician.

See also

• Lightbulb
• Light