Laws of physics
- 1. No man ay enter, exit, look at, or interact with physics in any way.
- 2. Rule one is null and void.
- 3. Scratch rule 2, I hear it likes sex with unnatural things.
- 2. Oh, you're one to talk, number 3, everyone knows about your affair with Jack Osbourne.
- 3. Bring it, slut!!
- 4. Shut up, shut up, shut up...(farts)...ahhhhhhhh, ok, carry on.
- 2. Number 3, your face resembles cat piss.
- 3. 2, Your right nipple is shaped like the beliefs of Muslims...it's distored and is growing too large.
- 5. No littering/eating reptiles.
- 6. See number 7.
- 7. Anyone caught on fire will be burned alive.
Stick to these rules and no-one will get hurt, except Austrian orphans, who will be ejaculated on and beaten every other yesterday.