Lightbulb

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A famous ingredient in the most magnificent dishes of the Borg, lightbulbs are not to be messed with, for they are bright! Do not take them lightly, or the lemons will go sour the moment they hear about it, and laminate you. Ludicrulously long, as if you were a lamb, and even worse, you'll limper like a lame log! Lemmings like lightbulbs like Londo likes licking Larry.