Limb throwing

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Limb throwing remnants.

Limb throwing is the ancient Scottish sport where gingervitus suffering people spin round in a parralellogram until their limbs throw off into the surrounding crowd. the winner is the competitor who kills the most spectators with their airborne severed limbs but points are awarded for knocking down birds and breaking car windows.

The sport was eventually banned when one of the limbs landed on a spectator, groping the poor fellow.

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