List of Illogicopedian weapons
Hello, and welcome to the Illogia world domination center weapons exhibition. I'll guide you through our vast array of different Weapons of Mass Dementia...
- Conkers - Ah, the classic illogical weapon of choice! Need I say more? No. On to the next! Approved by Volcanicity
- The Ultimate Shotgun - Really, just look at it: Quite eeble, don't you think?
- RMDs - Faceless, I mean, priceless.
- The Vandalrist - absolutely daggering!
- The WIP - You've got to hand it to them, those admins sure know how to handle a template!
- Oh, the Spartan Laser - Cheetos sure never lose!
- Choko Chipper-As tasty as it is dangerous.
- Magic Missile! Oh, crap - seems I just cast it. I'm sorry! But no harm done, eh?
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Well, I guess not. Anyone else wanting a tour of our exhibition?
| This article is part of the ILLOGICOPEDIA GUIDE TO WEAPONRY  | ||||
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AK-420 • Axe • Banana Gun • Banhammer • Bat Fuck Howitzer • Bat Fuck Moped • Blade of grass • Bomb • Bombs • Bombs that fall upwards • Burgulator • Chainsaw Bayonet • Chicken gun • Choko Chipper • Coconut gun • Confetti Knife • Conkers • Crossbow • Crowbar • Ecky-Thump • F Bomb • Feghaly • Fuffy kitty fuff (WMD) • Giant Crowbar • Gun • Ha Ha! The Bomb • Knife • Kunai • Lightsaber saber sabersword • List of Illogicopedian weapons • Machine gun • Magic bullet • Magic Missile • Mongolian Cheese Cannon • Panic • Pogo Sticks With Knives Stuck On the End • Rainbow Breath • RMDs • Sconed • ShamWow • SMG • Sock • Spartan Laser • Spontaneously Combustible Eggs • Stab • Stabatorium • Stabby thingy! • Stun gun • Suicide Bombers • Tank • The Ultimate Shotgun • Tic Tac • Ultraness SMG 513 • Vandal Smashing Bat • Vandalrist • Warisms • Weapons • Weaponized Dog Farts • Wepon • WIP Add >>> | ||||