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This is a list of things. Not people, like George Bush. Not places, like Illogiland. Not ideas, like a mental image of some food. THINGS.
Normal Objects[edit | edit source]
- shovel
- shirt
- glow stick
- window
- mouse pad
- stop sign
- ring
- magnet
- plate
- thread
- fork
- soap
- pool stick
- floor
- cork
- fake flowers
- camera
- couch
- bottle
- towel
- nail clippers
- tree
- stockings
- spring
- blanket
- seat belt
- plastic fork
- socks
- eye liner
- shampoo
- speakers
- conditioner
- monitor
- tv
- shoes
- mp3 player
- chair
- rusty nail
- playing card
- sticky note
- video games
- door
- knife
- newspaper
- cell phone
- headphones
- wallet
- puddle
- photo album
- sketch pad
- glasses
- twister
- toothpaste
- face wash
- television
- sponge
Living things[edit | edit source]
Animals[edit | edit source]
- Monsters that live under your bed (debatable)
- Fnurdles
- Mondonkeys
Plants[edit | edit source]
Grass[edit | edit source]
Trees[edit | edit source]
Vines[edit | edit source]
- Earvines[2]
Blobby thingies[edit | edit source]
Bacteria[edit | edit source]
Nonliving things[edit | edit source]
Things that used to be part of something alive[edit | edit source]
Fruits[edit | edit source]
Citrus fruits[edit | edit source]
Footnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ I'm dead serious. This grass vonts to suck your blood.
- ↑ Because your ear is a citrus fruit.
- ↑ That's right, your ear is a citrus fruit. Another reason why to eat your ears.