Manganese

What some people think Manganese is

I love it! I love it!!!! I wanna be a Manganese!!! Manganese people are Japanese Manga Lovers!!!

What Manganese Is

A hard metal element with the atomic number 25. (Yes, this is harder than anyone's dick) It has 7 isotopes. Manganese is also brittle though too. Got it? GOOD.

What you wish Manganese is

No way. I'm not getting started on that one.

Manganese crumping

As Professor Whats-his-face illustrated to us, manganese certainly loves to crump. However it is widely debated, as no-one is entirely sure, as to whether or not manganese enjoys raving. The quality was accredited to plurium, but most scientists are unwilling to distribute such a trait among the elements. As such, manganese is disappointed and unsure of his place in the world. Someone give him a bracelet and tell him how cute he looks tonight.

Later, Lester had his pop quiz. One of the questions most certainly involved something to do with manganese, but his teacher, Professor Whats-his-face, decided to show them his epic manganese crumping and turn the entire classroom into a sort of underground basement rave. Lester, confused, was still beyond doubt that one of the answers to the pop quiz most certainly involved manganese, and that it was either A, B, C or D. Unfortunately the question went something like this:

What is manganese's favourite pasttime?

A) raving

B) crumping

C) spasming

D) having tea parties with the noble gases

Lester, going with his gut instinct, just circled B because Charmy Bee is awesome and you freakin' know it (also because he happened to witness the events undertaken by Professor Whats-his-face).

I'll never look at manganese the same way again.

Group #	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
Period
1	1 H hydrogen				0 n neutronium	Nonsence Illogicopedian Elements												2 He helium
2	3 Li lithium	4 Be beryllium											5 B boron	6 C carbon	7 N nitrogen	8 O oxygen	9 F fluorine	10 Ne neon
3	11 Na sodium	12 Mg magnesium											13 Al aluminium	14 Si silicon	15 P phosphorus	16 S sulfur	17 Cl chlorine	18 Ar argon
4	19 K potassium	20 Ca calcium	21 Sc scandium	22 Ti titanium	23 V vanadium	24 Cr chromium	25 Mn manganese	26 Fe iron	27 Co cobalt	28 Ni nickel	29 Cu copper	30 Zn zinc	31 Ga gallium	32 Ge germanium	33 As arsenic	34 Se selenium	35 Br bromine	36 Kr krypton
5	37 Rb rubidium	38 Sr strontium	39 Y yttrium	40 Zr zirconium	41 Nb niobium	42 Mo molybdenum	43 Tc technetium	44 Ru ruthenium	45 Rh rhodium	46 Pd palladium	47 Ag silver	48 Cd cadmium	49 In indium	50 Sn tin	51 Sb Antimony	52 Te tellurium	53 I iodine	54 Xe Xenon
6	55 Cs caesium	56 Ba barium	* Lanthanoids	72 Hf hafnium	73 Ta tantalum	74 W tungsten	75 Re rhenium	76 Os osmium	77 Ir iridium	78 Pt platinum	79 Au gold	80 Hg Mercury	81 Tl Thallium	82 Pb lead	83 Bi bismuth	84 Po polonium	85 At astatine	86 Rn radon
7	87 Fr francium	88 Ra radium	** Actinoids	104 Rf rutherfordium	105 Db dubnium	106 Sg seaborgium	107 Bh bohrium	108 Hs hassium	109 Mt meitnerium	110 Ds darmstadtium	111 Rg roentgenium	112 Cn copernicium	113 Nh nihonium	114 Fl flerovium	115 Mc moscovium	116 Lv livermorium	117 Ts tennessine	118 Og oganesson
* Lanthanoids			57 La lanthanum	58 Ce cerium	59 Pr praseodymium	60 Nd neodymium	61 Pm promethium	62 Sm samarium	63 Eu europium	64 Gd gadolinium	65 Tb terbium	66 Dy dysprosium	67 Ho holmium	68 Er erbium	69 Tm thulium	70 Yb ytterbium	71 Lu lutetium
** Actinoids			89 Ac actinium	90 Th thorium	91 Pa protactinium	92 U uranium	93 Np neptunium	94 Pu plutonium	95 Am americium	96 Cm curium	97 Bk berkelium	98 Cf californium	99 Es einsteinium	100 Fm fermium	101 Md mendelevium	102 No nobelium	103 Lr lawrencium