Manly ways to eat fruit

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• Grapefruit: eat the whole thing, seeds, skin and all....

• Lemon: ditto

• Banana: ditto

• Peach: ditto, but you have to chip a few teeth and sawing the pit open with a chainsaw woudl also help, because peaches are extra girly....

• Apple: ditto

• Strawberry: dip it in gasoline then eat it

• Coconut: eat the whole thing...in one bite! (If you're suicidal, you can eat 12 at once)

• Passionfruit: eat twelve (seeds, skin and all) at once.

• Blueberry: eat a bathtubfull and nearly die in the proccess

• Cherry: eat 50 all at once, seeds, skin and all

• Apricot: dip them in kerosene and light them in fire, then eat 30 all at once, seeds skin and all

• Plum: turn them to prunes, and eat 5000. Get massive diarhea