Master Chuckzilla
Master Chuckzilla is the result of when Chuck Norris merged his soul with Godzilla's and Master Chief's. The result was so powerful and blinding that it is impossible to describe the awesomeness in this article. The only time Master Chuckzilla has ever been seen was during the Angry Mexican Rebellion of 1957, and even then it was seen very little by anyone who wasn't involved in the battle. Scientists find its existence to be a complete mystery.
Master Chuckzilla's Appearance[edit | edit source]
Master Chuckzilla is said to have the head of Chuck Norris, the body of Godzilla, and the arms of Master Chief, which have dual assault rifles in them. Master Chuckzilla is thought to be over a seven hundred feet tall, but can become any size it wants to. It has a row of neon crystals on his back, which change color depending on the monster's mood.
Master Chuckzilla's Powers[edit | edit source]
Master Chuckzilla is said to have a variety of abilities, many of which are unconfirmed as of now. Most verified reports indicate that he has a "huge kick-ass fire beam" that shoots out of his mouth. The beam's color changes from red to blue, and all colors in between, based on how much Master Chuckzilla is pwning his target. The beam has so far only been seen at a constant white, which scientists believe represents that Master Chuckzilla is "kicking his opponent's ass into four weeks from next Tuesday". Whether or not the victim gets thrown through a time rift caused by the awesomeness of Master Chuckzilla has remained unconfirmed, given that no survivors have been found to question, in this current time and in four weeks from next Tuesday.