Moose Boobies

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Note that camouflage must be worn when milking moose.

Moose Boobies. This article is being written solely because I like the sound of it... say it with me.... "moose boobies".

Then I got to thinking... there's got to be more to it. Are they aerodynamic? Can you have one in your carry on luggage? Did Teddy Roosevelt lobby for their protection?