Morality

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Morality? Pth.... Nah mate, hate the stuff.

But, well, supposedly it is good for you, like vegetables; health-conscious choices can be such a chore...

Why be moral?[edit | edit source]

The fact is that no one person can be entirely moral. That's why we have complete wankers like Hitler and Donald Trump.

I'm a Buddhist so I don't believe in morale. Morale is only entertained by males. More ale, on the other hand...

Remember, attack the left flank.

Health risks of immorality[edit | edit source]

Nostrils can be very shifty, if not secured by adequate moral fiber. In fact, shifting nostrils can move great distances, as soon as they are no longer moored by mores and morality.

The nose on the whole, however, tends to stay in place, for it knows its proper position. It can sniff out the truth.