Mt. Cat

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Mount Cat was once a beautiful mountain, but one fateful day, it blew its top off, as mountains are prone to do. This transformed it into an evil fire-breathing volcano. All the little puny villages below it were obliterated in a wave of lava. The top of the mountain fell over, hitting the next mountain in the mountain range, and causing its top, too, to fall off. This triggered a domino effect along the mountain range, resulting finally in a long row of evil volcanoes. All the people in the little puny villages around these volcanoes also died in a wave of lava. After the initial eruption, everyone was dead, so nothing really happened.