Musical Instrument Digital Interface

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Musical Instrument Digital Interface (or MIDI for short) is an interface for skirting canonical subtonic intervals in sonics.

Music has five letters, the first of which is M, and is organized sound. Mafia has five letters, the first of which is M, and is organized crime. Sound and crime also have five letters.

Coincidence? I think not.

The Germans say ,,Alles in Ordung". Alles has . . . wait for it . . . ANOTHER FIVE LETTERS!

Get ready for this cos it's gonna get you once you get it.

Tell the meaning!

It means that Italy has two constitutions! You'll get it. The second is the Constituzione della Repubblica Italiana that everyone knows so well, but the first is a charter establishing Italy as a German company with limited liability.




Of course, it could just indicate that the letter M has the capacity to decrease entropy. In fact, Mormons have been trying to decrease entropy for a couple hundred years, although one could argue that the Mennonites have been already trying (and failing) for longer.