Mutant chickens will rule the world

“Mutant chickens? Oh come on.”

~ André Breton on the subtleties of eloquence that have clearly been left out of this particular plot device

“They're Angry. They're Mutant. And This Time You're The Fry-Up!”

~ Strap Line

“I'm generically an area of noticeably less sun-damaged skin usually found where the bikini garments are worn upon the female form.”

~ Strap Line

“Finger Fearsome Lickin' Leviathon-like Good Gargantuans!!!”

~ Colonel Kentucky Kenneth

“Yet another quote **sighs**”

~ Some Dude

“I am an excuse for a quote”

~ An Excuse For A Quote

Listen! The end is near! Mutant chickens will rule the world! Created in a lab, of course in Japan, the simple animals found nuclear waste! Upon eating the slime they grew laser eyes and spikes and teeth!

Middle

Soon they took over all major cities, state, and countries. They killed all the squirrels and had humans clean their toes! (Ewww.)

End

Colonel Sanders came and turned them into KFC.