NATO

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“ARG! Lets bomb everybody back to frig! ESPECIALLY THE RUSSIANS ARG!”

~ NATO on missile defence programme
Nato, the agressive but cute coalition

Nato or the 'North Atlantic Titty Orgy' is the bluest mofo I've ever... oh wait, no. They are just a bunch of guys that want to blow the world to cheesedom and run off with your hard earned cash!

Well I'm not gonna take it! I'm burning my cash before they get at it!

*BURN*

Oh frig, my money!

Involvement in the Cold War[edit | edit source]

PRINCE 'ARRY PRINCE 'ARRY PRINCE AAAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY prince hairy, yes

Everybody was so stinkin' cold NATO got into a fridge and put ice cubes down his pants to bear the brunt of the cold. That is why it's blue. I love happy endings.

Now, NATO is indulging in its own pleasures since the Cold War is over, yes its had many things happen to it like a sand blaster and rollerblade ice hop kaberlooe, yes so, like it was a dick in the first place, like.

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