Nonsensical Table of the Elements

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The Nonsensical Table of the Elements is a listing of the elements, some kind of building blocks of matter. Which means they matter. There are many elements here - more than 250 - and are categorised into eight main groups, and forty sub-groups.

Some elements here share the same Atomic Symbol as the earth elements. Those are indicated normally. However, if clarification is needed (for example: B-ron dilogicide's synthesis), it usually uses ~ in front of the element's symbol. If the clarification is not needed, it can use ~ or not use ~.

Add new elements![edit]

Normal elements, Superiors, Active Corns, Nonsensibles

Liquids, Censored elements, Random Aliments, Unknown Classification

Complete Chart[edit]

Completed Chart (Real) (Random)
P 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
Gases (Odorful Gases) Yummy Chocos Fillable Materials Unbreakables More Fillable Materials Cleaning Materials Adhesives Vegeta-bles
0
-∞Log
Logicium
-5Ch
Cheesium
-1Neg
Negativium
0Zr
Zero
1%%()
Parenthesis
1%%
Percent
1.5%!
Negationium
0.03Lim
Tothelimitium
0.04proofB
Beeron
0.05C
Crampon
0.06N
Nitro
0.07O
Oxycontin
0.08F
Forcium
1
0.11Pup
Fart
0.15Kk
kitkat
⅓⅔Spt
Spatulium
0.25Ex
Examplium
0.7proofSpn
Span
0.75Pz
Pzztztium
2
1H
Highdrogen
1.1Na
Nachosium
1.11Dn
Down
1.2Fe
Fetus
1.23Poo
Nutellium
1.3!@#
Delyrium
1.35En
Wiki
1.4Ar
Armageddon
1.414IlI
lIlIlIum
1.47ANG
Gigantium
1.5proofSpa
Spam
1.9Arr
Arrowkeysium
2Pol
Polyester
2.1Eve
Evenmorium
2.9Gl
Glue
3.0Crt
Carrotium
3
3.14Nou
Nougat
4Vor
Vortex
4.4Fr
Fragilenium
4.5Pi
Pie
4.9Box
Bauxite
5Not
Notsoeletium
5.5proofAnt
Fusestopper
5.59Dmb
Iamadummium
5.6W
Weedium
5.8Cm
Cementium
4
5.82XEE
zENon/xENoon
5.83Whi
Whitechocium
5.85OoO
oOooOoOlium
5.86LOL
thatisfunnium
5.87Cfa
Ceilingfanium
5.88Nid
Noideahavium
5.99proofPrf
Proofium
6Cr
Cramp
7Po
Potato
8Bl
Skipped9ium
9.5Cle
Spic n' Span
10Dct
Ducttapium
10.5Cab
Cabbagium
5
11Nit
Nightrogen
12Cho
Chocium
13R
Rock
13.5Pap
Paper
14Sci
Scissor
15Cli
Clickherium
15.48Sys
Randomium
16Pfl
Paperairplane
16.5Cp
Cupcakium
17"Mas
Mashium
Skippium
20Epi
Seizurium
21Rock
Rocket
22H2O
Aquerium
23Sgl
Supergluesium
6
26Cnc
Cookiesncremium
27Chp
Chippium
28Ref
Fridgium
29B2
B-ron
30Mg
Magazene
31Rub
Rubber
32Mol
Molassium
33Pn
Picknosium
34Cu
Clapper
35Zi
Zigzag
36proofBlu
Bluescreenium
37Arm
Armorium
38Bt
Invisibium
39Orn
Ornium
40Tpa
Tapium
40.9Po2
Potatium
7
41Kip
Keepton
42Dar
42Chocium
43Fls
Toilet
45Tst
Toaster
46Pl
Plastic
47Plt
Platonium
48Bob
Bubble
49Fr
Frankium
50Wof
Woof
5151
51ium
52Oxi
Oxidizers
53Wd
Woodium
54proofWal
Walium
54.7Fab
Farbleum
55Bla
Blank
56Bln
Skipblankium
57Zon
Zonrox
57.5Ew!
Slimium
58Veg
Vegetatium
8
59Vns
Vansihium
60Pnt
Peanutium
61Lu
Luster
62Irr
Irritium
63Wr
Wreckingbalium
64010
Bytium
65Oz
Ozone
66Plk
Plonkium
67Dy
[[Youdarnkidsgetoffmypropertium |Youdarnkidsgetoffmypropertium]]
68Qu
Quickium
69Plw
Pillow
70proofGlp
Googleplex
71Pa
Paintium
72.5Plp
Orbitium
LXXIIIPop
Popium
74Daz
Dazzium
75Sct
Scotchtapium
76Bro
Broccolium
9
77Btr
Bitterium
78Pr
Pringles
79Rf
Roof
80Ch
Cherry
81Tv
Televisium
82Dna
Deoxys
83Blu
Bluron
85Ds
Dissolvium
86Rg
Italic
88proofIlP
Illogicopedia
89Jf
Juicyfrutium
90Ti
Timium
91Sdr
Sdrawckab
92Was
Washmachium
93St
Stickium
93.5Gin
Ginger
10
94Bef
Beforium
97.9Chr
Crunchium
111Ru
Rubbyium
111.5Lin
Linus
111.9Sym
Banana
112.7Dis
Dissium
112.8Unc
Uncyclopedium
112.9proofSh
Short
112.91Mor
Moar
112.92Idi
Idiotium
112.93Blk
Blackium
112.99Hu
Human
113SwP
Sweetpotatium
11
115Rdr
Radarn
12
500Ge
Geranium
619Bzt
Shockogen
678proofXD
XDizzlium
800Cg
Chewinggum
888Tv
Televizium
900Mf
916Blc
Bleach
999Pl
Plushophilium
1010Rad
Radishium
13
1111Cy
Chresanthemum
9999proofGr
Grue
11KSos
Sosium
14
6456!Re
Reium
Ill
Illogicium
Coltium
5?Mu
Medium
P Superiors Super-Superiors Eka-Superiors Inferiors Hyper-Superiors
A
A1N
Nothing
A2Pen
Penium
A3Py
Pyronium
A4Lm
Poppium
A5U
Switchium
A6Wut
Makesnosensium
A9Pow
Sopowerfulium
A10Fix
Picturefixium
A11Fil
Fillerthingium
A14Fut
Futurium
A15Pst
Pastium
A16Suk
Itsucksium
A19§
Linkium
B
B1?
Qmarkium
B2B!
Bouncium
B3Pipi
Pipichy
B4Nucear.jpg
Nukium
B5BarrelExplode.gif
BarreBombabium
B6lol
lolium
B8Dancing Banana.gif
Dancinbananium
B10Explode fire.gif
'splodium
B17Sencible stamp.png
Borinium
B18Trashbin-new.png
Trashium
C
C1Chris
Chrisonium
C2Rd
Redsquarium
C3Fish
Fishice
C4404
Cannotfoundium
C5^7!
Iumium
C7QTOZ
Kalphabet
C9Mil
Millenium
C1150Q
Pipquizium
C12IPC
Illogiprojectium
C13LOE
Listofelementium
C14123
Numericium
C15A應ㄱ
Linguanium
C17Oops!
Accidentpoopium
C18Nah
Boringjokesium
P Active corns Yummy corns Caramel corns Alive corns
a
a1Pop
Popcornium
a2Kl
Kernelium
a3Cor
Cornographium
a11But
Buttery
a18Ce
Cornfield
b
b1Mv
Microcookium
b2Chez
Cheesyium
b3Mv
Moviefoodium
b4Yll
Yellowium
b5Pp
Popocornium
P Nonsensibles Semi - nonsensibles Internal nonsensibles Hemisensibles Exo-nonsensibles
!
!1N
Nium
!2Per
Pefrium
!3F
Fium
!9Liek
Mudkip
!14Ohnos.gif
Ohnosium
"
"1Part
Particulum
"7ZZt
Highvoltagen
"8Trip
Tripium
"9Wipe
Wipeoutium
"14
Barrelium
$
$1Kab
Kaboom
$2^Qrs
Tuvium
$9Rd
Templatium
$10Edl
Editlinkium
$12Goo
Googlium
$14QRT
Qwertium
P Normal Liquids Liquids with flavors Inedible Liquids Dangerous Liquids Odorful Liquids
Á
Á2Jc
Juicium
P Censored elements
Ć
Ć1C
Censorium
P Noob Metals Elk Moose Cat Dogs Moron group Balls Genitals Random Nobles
Blingage Balzees Blargons Balgards Noble Ye Olde Kings Hypernobles
-1
-18Ft
Strongfart
-2
-20Ym
Your mom
-21Ug
Uglyon
-32Lw
Lolwuton
-33Psy
Psychosium
-34Fff
Fatmanpium
-35Dgh
Doghairium
-36Flo
Florpium
-3
-39Lol
Lawlon
-40Llo
Lawlite
-51Oll
Lawlium
-52Vl
The Bad Ailment
-53Dm
Deadmanum
-54Dna
DNA
-55Gl
Goodlordium
-56Ch
Cheese
P Unknown Classification
.Ft
Featurethisnowium

The Families[edit]

  • P means Periods and it's not a real element. It's just an indication.
This guy can't destroy Wallium because it's unbreakable. What an eejit.
  • Gases are odorless elements that are shown on the first column of the table. They are commonly known as Gasgens but, they are changed into gases.
    • Odorful Gases These are gases which are odorful and "nonsense to the max". Fortunately there are only three of these elements.
1G
Gases
1.11OG
Odorful Gases
  • Active Chocolates bond to other substances. Their color is brown due to element reaction. For example, you being a chocolate, chocolate block and many more.
2Y
Yummy Chocos
  • Fillable Materials are highly common or used stuffly that can be located in the centre of the table due to their commonness. As a result, their uses and properties are highly common: The Queen would certainly not approve. These are a few cleaning elements that you can use in your house, mainly to vacuum or take out the trash.
3~12F
Fillable Materials
  • Unbreakable: These are elements which you can't destroy. As of now, a few have been discovered.
13proofU
Unbreakables
  • More Fillable Materials are even more highly common or used stufflyly that can be located anywhere near your environments.
14~16M
More Fillable Materials
  • Cleaning Materials are very tidy and basic. Beware when you use them. They might melt your hand, like NaOH does.
17C
Cleaning Materials
  • Adhesives can stick on you or any kind of stuff. They can be hard to pull off.
18A
Adhesives
  • Vegeta-Bles are known for their safe, edible properties. These elements are all edible, but they might be distasteful for some people.
19V
Vegeta-bles
  • Predicted Elements are now not certainly predicted element that has the properties of where it is. Currently, only some Fillable Materials and one Gas are predicted.
??
Predicted Elements

The Nonsensical table of the Elements[edit]

The Nonsensical table of the Elements
P 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
Gases (Odorful Gases) Yummy Chocos Fillable Materials Unbreakables More Fillable Materials Cleaning Materials Adhesives Vegeta-bles
0
-∞Log
Logicium
-5Ch
Cheesium
-1Neg
Negativium
0Zr
Zero
1%%()
Parenthesis
1%%
Percent
1.5%!
Negationium
0.03Lim
Tothelimitium
0.04proofB
Beeron
0.05C
Crampon
0.06N
Nitro
0.07O
Oxycontin
0.08F
Forcium
1
0.11Pup
Fart
0.15Kk
kitkat
⅓⅔Spt
Spatulium
0.25Ex
Examplium
0.7proofSpn
Span
0.75Pz
Pzztztium
2
1H
Highdrogen
1.1Na
Nachosium
1.11Dn
Down
1.2Fe
Fetus
1.23Poo
Nutellium
1.3!@#
Delyrium
1.35En
Wiki
1.4Ar
Armageddon
1.414IlI
lIlIlIum
1.47ANG
Gigantium
1.5proofSpa
Spam
1.9Arr
Arrowkeysium
2Pol
Polyester
2.1Eve
Evenmorium
2.9Gl
Glue
3.0Crt
Carrotium
3
3.14Nou
Nougat
4Vor
Vortex
4.4Fr
Fragilenium
4.5Pi
Pie
4.9Box
Bauxite
5Not
Notsoeletium
5.5proofAnt
Fusestopper
5.59Dmb
Iamadummium
5.6W
Weedium
5.8Cm
Cementium
4
5.82XEE
zENon/xENoon
5.83Whi
Whitechocium
5.85OoO
oOooOoOlium
5.86LOL
thatisfunnium
5.87Cfa
Ceilingfanium
5.88Nid
Noideahavium
5.99proofPrf
Proofium
6Cr
Cramp
7Po
Potato
8Bl
Skipped9ium
9.5Cle
Spic n' Span
10Dct
Ducttapium
10.5Cab
Cabbagium
5
11Nit
Nightrogen
12Cho
Chocium
13R
Rock
13.5Pap
Paper
14Sci
Scissor
15Cli
Clickherium
15.48Sw
Randomium
16Pfl
Paperairplane
16.5Cp
Cupcakium
17"Mas
Mashium
Skippium
20Epi
Seizurium
21Rock
Rocket
22H2O
Aquerium
23Sgl
Supergluesium
6
26Cnc
Cookiesncremium
27Chp
Chippium
28Ref
Fridgium
29B2
B-ron
30Mg
Magazene
31Rub
Rubber
32Mol
Molassium
33Pn
Picknosium
34Cu
Clapper
35Zi
Zigzag
36proofBlu
Bluescreenium
37Arm
Armorium
38Bt
Invisibium
39Orn
Ornium
40Tpa
Tapium
40.9Po2
Potatium
7
41Kip
Keepton
42Dar
42Chocium
43Fls
Toilet
45Tst
Toaster
46Pl
Plastic
47Plt
Platonium
48Bob
Bubble
49Fr
Frankium
50Wof
Woof
5151
51ium
52Oxi
Oxidizers
53Wd
Woodium
54proofWal
Walium
54.7Fab
Farbleum
55Bla
Blank
56Bln
Skipblankium
57Zon
Zonrox
57.5Ew!
Slimium
58Veg
Vegetatium
8
59Vns
Vansihium
60Pnt
Peanutium
61Lu
Luster
62Irr
Irritium
63Wr
Wreckingbalium
64010
Bytium
65Oz
Ozone
66Plk
Plonkium
67Dy
[[Youdarnkidsgetoffmypropertium |Youdarnkidsgetoffmypropertium]]
68Qu
Quickium
69Plw
Pillow
70proofGlp
Googleplex
71Pa
Paintium
72.5Plp
Orbitium
LXXIIIPop
Popium
74Daz
Dazzium
75Sct
Scotchtapium
76Bro
Broccolium
9
77Btr
Bitterium
78Pr
Pringles
79Rf
Roof
80Ch
Cherry
81Tv
Televisium
82Dna
Deoxys
83Blu
Bluron
85Ds
Dissolvium
86Rg
Italic
88proofIlP
Illogicopedia
89Jf
Juicyfrutium
90Ti
Timium
91Sdr
Sdrawckab
92Was
Washmachium
93St
Stickium
93.5Gin
Ginger
10
94Bef
Beforium
97.9Chr
Crunchium
111Ru
Rubbyium
111.5Lin
Linus
111.9Sym
Banana
112.7Dis
Dissium
112.8Unc
Uncyclopedium
112.9proofSh
Short
112.91Mor
Moar
112.92Idi
Idiotium
112.93Blk
Blackium
112.99Hu
Human
113SwP
Sweetpotatium
11
115Rdr
Radarn
12
500Ge
Geranium
619Bzt
Shockogen
678proofXD
XDizzlium
800Cg
Chewinggum
888Tv
Televizium
900Mf
916Blc
Bleach
999Pl
Plushophilium
1010Rad
Radishium
13
1111Cy
Chresanthemum
9999proofGr
Grue
11KSos
Sosium
14
6456!Re
Reium
Ill
Illogicium
Coltium
5?Mu
Medium


More Elements[edit]

There are, in fact, many more elements than those listed above, because they don't fit into any of the categories laid out by modern (or even old) science.

Kinds of More Elements[edit]

The atom of Popocornium magnified 1000 times and poof! Here's a molecule!

There are more kinds of elements located here on Earth or this website. Unlike the elements in the above table, they cannot be seen. Scary, eh?

  • Superiors They are few, but they can be included in the elements because they are known to exist for certain. By this We mean We did not make them up.
A1~A8S
These kinds of it.
A9~A13SS
These kinds of it.
A14~A15ES
These kinds of it.
A16~A18I
These kinds of it.
A19HS
These kinds of it.
  • Yummy Corns like Cornographium, or Popcornium, are actually corn. They can be located at cornfields.
a1~a10Y(C)
These kinds of it.
a11~a15SY
These kinds of it.
a15~a17CY
These kinds of it.
a18~a19LY
These kinds of it.
  • Nonsensibles: the most nonsensical elements of all. They can be numerous, and include Cluesium, Escapium and Machetetium.
!1~!6N
These kinds of it.
!7~!8SN
These kinds of it.
!9~!11FN
These kinds of it.
!12~!13AN
These kinds of it.
!14~!19EN
These kinds of it.
  • Liquids is where all (with few exeptions) liquids are included.
Á1L
These kinds of it.
Á2~Á9SL
These kinds of it.
Á10~Á14EL
These kinds of it.
Á15~Á17TL
These kinds of it.
Á18~Á19OL
These kinds of it.
  • Censored elements These are censored. I don't know why.
Ć1~Ć19X
These kinds of it.
  • Random Aliments These aliments do not belong to this table.

Heck, they're not even 'element's. They're 'Aliment's. However, they are here for completion.

-1NR
These kinds of it.
-2ER
These kinds of it.
-3~-12MR
These kinds of it.
-13LR
These kinds of it.
-14AR
These kinds of it.
-15BR
These kinds of it.
-16GR
These kinds of it.
-17DR
These kinds of it.
-18KR
These kinds of it.
-19R
These kinds of it.
  • Unknown Classification is where not classified elements locates. But, if some assumable value is given, they can be moved to other part of the table.
??
These kinds of it.

Superiors[edit]

There are total of five types of Superiors.

  • Superiors: Normal Superiors. Have common properties of the Superiors.
A1~A8S
Superiors
  • Super-Superiors: They are even more powerful than normal Superiors.
A9~A13SS
Super-Superiors
  • Eka-Superiors: ' The Superiors from the future 's. They are not yet very well-known, but scientists are trying to reveal their true nature.
A14~A15ES
Eka-Superiors
  • Inferiors: I don't know why they are here but they suck. They seriously suck. They sukz dic.
A16~A18I
Inferiors
  • Hyper-Superiors: These elemttnj4444ksssssssss.__ERROR_OCCURED_404_YOUCANNOTREVEALOURNATURE.SYS_CRASH_APP__
A19HS
Hyper-Superiors
Superiors
P Superiors Super-Superiors Eka-Superiors Inferiors Hyper-Superiors
A
A1N
Nothing
A2Pen
Penium
A3Py
Pyronium
A4Lm
Poppium
A5U
Switchium
A6Wut
Makesnosensium
A9Pow
Sopowerfulium
A10Fix
Picturefixium
A11Fil
Fillerthingium
A14Fut
Futurium
A15Pst
Pastium
A16Suk
Itsucksium
A19§
Linkium
B
B1?
Qmarkium
B2B!
Bouncium
B3Pipi
Pipichy
B4Nucear.jpg
Nukium
B5BarrelExplode.gif
BarreBombabium
B6lol
lolium
B8Dancing Banana.gif
Dancinbananium
B10Explode fire.gif
'splodium
B17Sencible stamp.png
Borinium
B18Trashbin-new.png
Trashium
C
C1Chris
Chrisonium
C2Rd
Redsquarium
C3Fish
Fishice
C4404
Cannotfoundium
C5^7!
Iumium
C7QTOZ
Kalphabet
C9Mil
Millenium
C1150Q
Pipquizium
C12IPC
Illogiprojectium
C13LOE
Listofelementium
C14123
Numericium
C15A應ㄱ
Linguanium
C17Oops!
Accidentpoopium
C18Nah
Boringjokesium


Active Corns[edit]

There are total of four types of Corns.

  • Active Corns: they are active and common. they appears near our everyday life, and it is known for it's ability to make people happy.
a1~a10Y(c)
Active Corns
  • Yummy Corns: Stronger version of Active corns, they make people happy even more.
a11~a14SY
Yummy Corns
  • Caramel Corns: They affect even stronger to some people, but still other people prefers a plain Yummy Corns. They make some people high.
a15~a17CY
Caramel Corns
  • Alive Corns: Unlike other families of corns, they are not very delicious; some are even not edible. However, their nuclides are so fragile (especially for heat), if anyone tries to heat them, they will decay to other families of corns.
a18~a19LY
Alive Corns
Yummy Corns
P Active corns Yummy corns Caramel corns Alive corns
a
a1Pop
Popcornium
a2Kl
Kernelium
a3Cor
Cornographium
a11But
Buttery
a18Ce
Cornfield
b
b1Mv
Microcookium
b2Chez
Cheesyium
b3Mv
Moviefoodium
b4Yll
Yellowium
b5Pp
Popocornium


Nonsensibles[edit]

Simply makes sense but Nonsensical to. And there are total of five types of Nonsensibles.

  • Nonsensibles: These elements are common nonsenses.
Ć1~Ć6N
Nonsensibles
  • Semi-Nonsensibles: These elements are less nonsensical.
Ć7~Ć8SN
Semi-Nonsensibles
  • Internal Nonsensibles: These elements are inner nonsenses.
Ć9~Ć11FN
Internal Nonsensibles
  • Hemisensibles: These elements have some sense, however, not much.
Ć12~Ć13AN
Hemisensibles
  • Exo-Nonsensibles: These elements have external nonsenses.
Ć14~Ć19EN
Exo-Nonsensibles
Nonsensibles
P Nonsensibles Semi - nonsensibles Internal nonsensibles Hemisensibles Exo-nonsensibles
!
!1N
Nium
!2Per
Pefrium
!3F
Fium
!9Liek
Mudkip
!14Ohnos.gif
Ohnosium
"
"1Part
Particulum
"7ZZt
Highvoltagen
"8Trip
Tripium
"9Wipe
Wipeoutium
"14
Barrelium
$
$1Kab
Kaboom
$2^Qrs
Tuvium
$9Rd
Templatium
$10Edl
Editlinkium
$12Goo
Googlium
$14QRT
Qwertium


Liquids[edit]

There are total of five types of Liquids.

  • Normal Liquids: Edible, Colorless, Favorless, Clean, Odorless and Normal.
Á1L
Normal Liquids
  • Liquids with flavors: They are tasty.
Á2~Á9SL
Liquids with flavors
  • Inedible Liquids: These type of elements are not edible. If eaten, you will vomit.
Á10~Á14EL
Inedible Liquids
  • Dangerous Liquids: They will harm you when eaten or contacted. Stay away from these elements.
Á15~Á17TL
Dangerous Liquids
  • Odorful Liquids: These elements stink. Ew!
Á18~Á19OL
Odorful Liquids
Liquids
P Normal Liquids Liquids with flavors Inedible Liquids Dangerous Liquids Odorful Liquids
Á
Á2Jc
Juicium


Censored elements[edit]

Censored elements are censored. Censored. Censoooored!!!

Ć1~Ć19X
Censored elements
Censored elements
P Censored elements
Ć
Ć1C
Censorium


Random Aliments[edit]

Main article: Random table of ailments

The Random Aliments do not belong to this table. Heck, it's not even an 'element'. 'Aliment'. It possesses the periods range between -0 to -∞. However, only the elements in period -1 to -3 are found currently.

Random Aliments has 10 different types. Even more diverse than the normal nonsensical elements.

  • Noob Metals:These aliments are so n00b that these aliments needs Beginner's guide.
-1NR
Noob Metals
  • Elk Moose Cat Dogs:These aliments are totally random and nonsensical. these are the bridge of nonsensical elements and random aliments.
-2ER
Elk Moose Cat Dogs
  • Moron group:These aliments are morons. they are foolish, dumb and gullible.
-3~-12MR
Moron group
  • Balls:These aliments smells like balls, balls!
-13LR
These kinds of it.
-14AR
These kinds of it.
-15BR
These kinds of it.
-16GR
These kinds of it.
  • Blingage:These aliments are blinging. also smells like balls.
-13LR
Blingage
  • Balzees:These aliments are true balls.
-14AR
Balzees
  • Blargons:These aliments have special powers. scientists are trying to reveal some of their powers.
-15BR
Blargons
  • Balgards:These aliments are wide, windy and smells like balls.
-16GR
Balgards
  • Genitals:These aliments looks like this.
8====D Some depiction of the Genitals group elements.
-17DR
Genitals
  • Random Nobles:these aliments are rare and doesn't do much chemical things.
-18KR
These kinds of it.
-19R
These kinds of it.
  • Noble Ye Olde Kings:Ze Olde Alementos Yar Noble Ye Kings.
-18KR
Noble Ye Olde Kings
  • Hypernobles:These are filler elements. I needed to make this table 19 column. :P
-19R
Hypernobles
Random Aliments
P Noob Metals Elk Moose Cat Dogs Moron group Balls Genitals Random Nobles
Blingage Balzees Blargons Balgards Noble Ye Olde Kings Hypernobles
-1
-18Ft
Strongfart
-2
-20Ym
Your mom
-21Ug
Uglyon
-32Lw
Lolwuton
-33Psy
Psychosium
-34Fff
Fatmanpium
-35Dgh
Doghairium
-36Flo
Florpium
-3
-39Lol
Lawlon
-40Llo
Lawlite
-51Oll
Lawlium
-52Vl
The Bad Ailment
-53Dm
Deadmanum
-54Dna
DNA
-55Gl
Goodlordium
-56Ch
Cheese


Unknown Classification[edit]

Unknown Classification is where not classified elements locates. but, if some assumable value is given, it can be moved to other part of the table.

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Unknown Classification
Unknown Classification
P Unknown Classification
.Ft
Featurethisnowium


Others[edit]

Dark elements[edit]

Dark matter and dark energy presumably have analogous properties to baryonic (regular old, household) matter. Because fish, these properties remain undiscovered.

Bat fuck matter[edit]

Bat fuck matter is another group of less tangible elements not yet included in tables of elements. The discovery of the first bat fuck element, Batfuckeryium, in 667 BCE began a school of study predating science and incompatible with the Academy. The question at the time was, what is it that makes a person act insanely.

The proposal of pseudo-philosopher Barbar Jinks of Effluvia was that there was a miasma like material, perhaps borne on the breezes, which interacts with human humours in such a way that it makes them bat fuck insane. A believer in atomic theory, Jinks hypothesized that there were atoms of bat fuck matter blowing around, perhaps lighter or heavier than air.

See Also[edit]

Completed Chart (Real) (Random)
P 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
Gases (Odorful Gases) Yummy Chocos Fillable Materials Unbreakables More Fillable Materials Cleaning Materials Adhesives Vegeta-bles
0
-∞Log
Logicium
-5Ch
Cheesium
-1Neg
Negativium
0Zr
Zero
1%%()
Parenthesis
1%%
Percent
1.5%!
Negationium
0.03Lim
Tothelimitium
0.04proofB
Beeron
0.05C
Crampon
0.06N
Nitro
0.07O
Oxycontin
0.08F
Forcium
1
0.11Pup
Fart
0.15Kk
kitkat
⅓⅔Spt
Spatulium
0.25Ex
Examplium
0.7proofSpn
Span
0.75Pz
Pzztztium
2
1H
Highdrogen
1.1Na
Nachosium
1.11Dn
Down
1.2Fe
Fetus
1.23Poo
Nutellium
1.3!@#
Delyrium
1.35En
Wiki
1.4Ar
Armageddon
1.414IlI
lIlIlIum
1.47ANG
Gigantium
1.5proofSpa
Spam
1.9Arr
Arrowkeysium
2Pol
Polyester
2.1Eve
Evenmorium
2.9Gl
Glue
3.0Crt
Carrotium
3
3.14Nou
Nougat
4Vor
Vortex
4.4Fr
Fragilenium
4.5Pi
Pie
4.9Box
Bauxite
5Not
Notsoeletium
5.5proofAnt
Fusestopper
5.59Dmb
Iamadummium
5.6W
Weedium
5.8Cm
Cementium
4
5.82XEE
zENon/xENoon
5.83Whi
Whitechocium
5.85OoO
oOooOoOlium
5.86LOL
thatisfunnium
5.87Cfa
Ceilingfanium
5.88Nid
Noideahavium
5.99proofPrf
Proofium
6Cr
Cramp
7Po
Potato
8Bl
Skipped9ium
9.5Cle
Spic n' Span
10Dct
Ducttapium
10.5Cab
Cabbagium
5
11Nit
Nightrogen
12Cho
Chocium
13R
Rock
13.5Pap
Paper
14Sci
Scissor
15Cli
Clickherium
15.48Sys
Randomium
16Pfl
Paperairplane
16.5Cp
Cupcakium
17"Mas
Mashium
Skippium
20Epi
Seizurium
21Rock
Rocket
22H2O
Aquerium
23Sgl
Supergluesium
6
26Cnc
Cookiesncremium
27Chp
Chippium
28Ref
Fridgium
29B2
B-ron
30Mg
Magazene
31Rub
Rubber
32Mol
Molassium
33Pn
Picknosium
34Cu
Clapper
35Zi
Zigzag
36proofBlu
Bluescreenium
37Arm
Armorium
38Bt
Invisibium
39Orn
Ornium
40Tpa
Tapium
40.9Po2
Potatium
7
41Kip
Keepton
42Dar
42Chocium
43Fls
Toilet
45Tst
Toaster
46Pl
Plastic
47Plt
Platonium
48Bob
Bubble
49Fr
Frankium
50Wof
Woof
5151
51ium
52Oxi
Oxidizers
53Wd
Woodium
54proofWal
Walium
54.7Fab
Farbleum
55Bla
Blank
56Bln
Skipblankium
57Zon
Zonrox
57.5Ew!
Slimium
58Veg
Vegetatium
8
59Vns
Vansihium
60Pnt
Peanutium
61Lu
Luster
62Irr
Irritium
63Wr
Wreckingbalium
64010
Bytium
65Oz
Ozone
66Plk
Plonkium
67Dy
[[Youdarnkidsgetoffmypropertium |Youdarnkidsgetoffmypropertium]]
68Qu
Quickium
69Plw
Pillow
70proofGlp
Googleplex
71Pa
Paintium
72.5Plp
Orbitium
LXXIIIPop
Popium
74Daz
Dazzium
75Sct
Scotchtapium
76Bro
Broccolium
9
77Btr
Bitterium
78Pr
Pringles
79Rf
Roof
80Ch
Cherry
81Tv
Televisium
82Dna
Deoxys
83Blu
Bluron
85Ds
Dissolvium
86Rg
Italic
88proofIlP
Illogicopedia
89Jf
Juicyfrutium
90Ti
Timium
91Sdr
Sdrawckab
92Was
Washmachium
93St
Stickium
93.5Gin
Ginger
10
94Bef
Beforium
97.9Chr
Crunchium
111Ru
Rubbyium
111.5Lin
Linus
111.9Sym
Banana
112.7Dis
Dissium
112.8Unc
Uncyclopedium
112.9proofSh
Short
112.91Mor
Moar
112.92Idi
Idiotium
112.93Blk
Blackium
112.99Hu
Human
113SwP
Sweetpotatium
11
115Rdr
Radarn
12
500Ge
Geranium
619Bzt
Shockogen
678proofXD
XDizzlium
800Cg
Chewinggum
888Tv
Televizium
900Mf
916Blc
Bleach
999Pl
Plushophilium
1010Rad
Radishium
13
1111Cy
Chresanthemum
9999proofGr
Grue
11KSos
Sosium
14
6456!Re
Reium
Ill
Illogicium
Coltium
5?Mu
Medium
P Superiors Super-Superiors Eka-Superiors Inferiors Hyper-Superiors
A
A1N
Nothing
A2Pen
Penium
A3Py
Pyronium
A4Lm
Poppium
A5U
Switchium
A6Wut
Makesnosensium
A9Pow
Sopowerfulium
A10Fix
Picturefixium
A11Fil
Fillerthingium
A14Fut
Futurium
A15Pst
Pastium
A16Suk
Itsucksium
A19§
Linkium
B
B1?
Qmarkium
B2B!
Bouncium
B3Pipi
Pipichy
B4Nucear.jpg
Nukium
B5BarrelExplode.gif
BarreBombabium
B6lol
lolium
B8Dancing Banana.gif
Dancinbananium
B10Explode fire.gif
'splodium
B17Sencible stamp.png
Borinium
B18Trashbin-new.png
Trashium
C
C1Chris
Chrisonium
C2Rd
Redsquarium
C3Fish
Fishice
C4404
Cannotfoundium
C5^7!
Iumium
C7QTOZ
Kalphabet
C9Mil
Millenium
C1150Q
Pipquizium
C12IPC
Illogiprojectium
C13LOE
Listofelementium
C14123
Numericium
C15A應ㄱ
Linguanium
C17Oops!
Accidentpoopium
C18Nah
Boringjokesium
P Active corns Yummy corns Caramel corns Alive corns
a
a1Pop
Popcornium
a2Kl
Kernelium
a3Cor
Cornographium
a11But
Buttery
a18Ce
Cornfield
b
b1Mv
Microcookium
b2Chez
Cheesyium
b3Mv
Moviefoodium
b4Yll
Yellowium
b5Pp
Popocornium
P Nonsensibles Semi - nonsensibles Internal nonsensibles Hemisensibles Exo-nonsensibles
!
!1N
Nium
!2Per
Pefrium
!3F
Fium
!9Liek
Mudkip
!14Ohnos.gif
Ohnosium
"
"1Part
Particulum
"7ZZt
Highvoltagen
"8Trip
Tripium
"9Wipe
Wipeoutium
"14
Barrelium
$
$1Kab
Kaboom
$2^Qrs
Tuvium
$9Rd
Templatium
$10Edl
Editlinkium
$12Goo
Googlium
$14QRT
Qwertium
P Normal Liquids Liquids with flavors Inedible Liquids Dangerous Liquids Odorful Liquids
Á
Á2Jc
Juicium
P Censored elements
Ć
Ć1C
Censorium
P Noob Metals Elk Moose Cat Dogs Moron group Balls Genitals Random Nobles
Blingage Balzees Blargons Balgards Noble Ye Olde Kings Hypernobles
-1
-18Ft
Strongfart
-2
-20Ym
Your mom
-21Ug
Uglyon
-32Lw
Lolwuton
-33Psy
Psychosium
-34Fff
Fatmanpium
-35Dgh
Doghairium
-36Flo
Florpium
-3
-39Lol
Lawlon
-40Llo
Lawlite
-51Oll
Lawlium
-52Vl
The Bad Ailment
-53Dm
Deadmanum
-54Dna
DNA
-55Gl
Goodlordium
-56Ch
Cheese
P Unknown Classification
.Ft
Featurethisnowium
Periodic Table
Group # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Period
1 1
H

0
n
Nonsence
Illogicopedian Elements

2
He
2 3
Li
4
Be

5
B
6
C
7
N
8
O
9
F
10
Ne
3 11
Na
12
Mg

13
Al
14
Si
15
P
16
S
17
Cl
18
Ar
4 19
K
20
Ca
21
Sc
22
Ti
23
V
24
Cr
25
Mn
26
Fe
27
Co
28
Ni
29
Cu
30
Zn
31
Ga
32
Ge
33
As
34
Se
35
Br
36
Kr
5 37
Rb
38
Sr
39
Y
40
Zr
41
Nb
42
Mo
43
Tc
44
Ru
45
Rh
46
Pd
47
Ag
48
Cd
49
In
50
Sn
51
Sb
52
Te
53
I
54
Xe
6 55
Cs
56
Ba
*
72
Hf
73
Ta
74
W
75
Re
76
Os
77
Ir
78
Pt
79
Au
80
Hg
81
Tl
82
Pb
83
Bi
84
Po
85
At
86
Rn
7 87
Fr
88
Ra
**
104
Rf
105
Db
106
Sg
107
Bh
108
Hs
109
Mt
110
Ds
111
Rg
112
Cn
113
Nh
114
Fl
115
Mc
116
Lv
117
Ts
118
Og
8 119
Uue
120
Ubn
***
156
Uph
157
Ups
158
Upo
159
Upe
160
Uhn
161
Uhu
162
Uhb
139
Ute
140
Uqn
167
Uhs
168
Uho
169
Uhe
170
Usn
171
Usu
172
Usb
9 163
Uht
164
Uhq
****
206
Bnh
207
Bns
208
Bno
209
Bne
210
Bun
211
Buu
212
Bub
213
But
214
Buq
165
Uhp
166
Uhh
215
Bup
216
Buh
217
Bus
218
Buo

* Lanthanoids 57
La
58
Ce
59
Pr
60
Nd
61
Pm
62
Sm
63
Eu
64
Gd
65
Tb
66
Dy
67
Ho
68
Er
69
Tm
70
Yb
71
Lu
** Actinoids 89
Ac
90
Th
91
Pa
92
U
93
Np
94
Pu
95
Am
96
Cm
97
Bk
98
Cf
99
Es
100
Fm
101
Md
102
No
103
Lr
***Still Superactinoids 141
Uqu
142
Uqb
143
Uqt
144
Uqq
145
Uqp
146
Uqh
147
Uqs
148
Uqo
149
Uqe
150
Upn
151
Upu
152
Upb
153
Upt
154
Upq
155
Upp
****Yep, Still Eka-actinoids! 191
Ueu
192
Ueb
193
Uet
194
Ueq
195
Uep
196
Ueh
197
Ues
198
Ueo
199
Uee
200
Bnn
201
Bnu
202
Bnb
203
Bnt
204
Bnq
205
Bnp

***Superactinoids 121
Ubu
122
Ubb
123
Ubt
124
Ubq
125
Ubp
126
Ubh
127
Ubs
128
Ubo
129
Ube
130
Utn
131
Utu
132
Utb
133
Utt
134
Utq
135
Utp
136
Uth
137
Uts
138
Uto
****Eka-actinoids 173
Ust
174
Usq
175
Usp
176
Ush
177
Uss
178
Uso
179
Use
180
Uon
181
Uou
182
Uob
183
Uot
184
Uoq
185
Uop
186
Uoh
187
Uos
188
Uoo
189
Uoe
190
Uen

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