Not People

“You mean like Not Zees?”

~ Kelly Bundy

Not People are things that look like people, but aren't. They are the opposite of people. The useful thing about not people is that you can kill them and not go to jail!! And you can eat them and not be a cannibal! Awesome!!

Not people includes

• Aliens
• Vampires
• Mutants like the X-Men
• Boy Scouts
• Girl Scouts
• Jews
• Knot People (hey, knots have feelings too!)
• Pandas for the Ethical Treatment of Humans