Nothing to see here

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Nothing to see here is the official motto of the police. It is often used to impress the fact that people should stop staring at something that is not there. It is on occasion to tell people to bugger off back to their houses when a large scale police operation or cover up is taking place and too much attention is being paid by a crowd of village idiots.

Continuing to look for something after this has been said is common because it is human nature to do the exact opposite of what you are told in such situations.

And then suddenly...[edit | edit source]

Oh my god, a horrible plane crash!