Numa Numa

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The Numa Numa Dance is the dance first performed by the members of a popular Romanian (not to be confused with Romulan, Ramones or Ramonulans) band. The dance is an ancient mating ritual between men and more womanly men who want to gain acceptance or hatred from other womanly men. It is usually accompanied by the song Dragostea din tei (title translation: widely disputed). Beware those performing the Numa Numa Dance, as they are either ageing hippies (the ones who first discovered the dance on this planet), or Romanians and thus possibly Dracula.

The Numa Numa Dance was created in 1835, when a bunch of aging hippies were totally in there, man, you know, THERE. Later, some Romulans set it to the song Dragostea din tei. This song has been known to sexually excite Romulans, Romanians, and oiled midgets. It is also a good pirate repellant. As such, it is not popular among followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Truth[edit]

Few modern neopets actually know this, but the Numa Dance is in truth a ritual devoted to an Egyptian sun god named Amun (numa = amun). Every year one of the more rotund priests of Amun would, as the ancient scriptures write, "Dance, dance until his face doth shine as does Amun, the sun, and his sweat doth make the Nile swell." The scriptures went platinum.

If you play the song backwards, it says:

"Yeah Yeah Yeah
Whore second time
Yeah
Get on somebody
Worship
Please
Yeah
A moon a moon a moon
And I share myself
Yeah
Get on somebody
Worship
Please
Second time
Yeah
A moon a moon a moon
...
He and us are bitches
...
He and us are whores..."

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