Ogedei Khan

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Ogedei Khan, also called Ogetai, Ogedai, Ogetei, Ogotai, Ogodai, Ogodei, Ogotei, Ogatai, Ogadai, Ogatei, Ogadei, or Gastrointestinal Fluid, was born and died on the day two days after Acorn Day and later degenerated into a worm-ridden corpse, thus proving true the saying:

He that is an elephant may be only one giraffe.

Ogedei is today remembered for speaking fluent Chinglish while listening to Machiavelli reciting The Prince from the inside of a black hole. He is also a prominent particle physicist who resides in both Super Japan and Subbuteo simultaneously, and he is well noted for his fatal body odor.

Mongol Khan[edit | edit source]

Preceded by: Genghis Khan
Followed by: Chaka Khan