One

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One is one strange number. Strangely numb lumber. Or perhaps lubber. In any case, one is always one you can count on. Unlike that pesky symbol, 1. Who does it think it is!? There can only be one one, for fluff's sake!

One is also the loneliest number. Two can be as bad as one. Three is a crowd. But four is a party! Gaaagh!

One[edit]

One is One strange One that One might see One as One's One, but One doesn't One and Wants One's One-Freedom. so One is Won to Won One's Wants about One's One that One is One that Wants Won by One and One's One is One and One is One's One so that One is One's One and One's One Wants to One One Won One of One of One's One's Wants that One's One Wants to Won One's One's Wants.

Mathmatical Property[edit]

One is known for turning Insane Numbers into Sane Numbers.

for example:

infinity-1 + 1 = infinity

Practical Uses[edit]

It's no use!

Emotions[edit]

One is alone. Very alone. it's alone in the dark...

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Numbers of Sanity:
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | +43 duodecillion | Bunch of 1s | +999 Vigintillion | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Googolplexian | Infinity

Natural numbers

Numbers of Insanity:
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | Null | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | Googleplex | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20
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