Onga Say

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What does Onga say?[edit | edit source]

I don' t know, why don't you ask him?


Okay I will[edit | edit source]

What do you say[edit | edit source]

“Bears”

~ Onga

I guess that's what he says.

“Wait. no I meant to say "Kittens live in Pakistan"”

~ Onga

“If she wears that poncho all night long, we are gonna have to tear it down come sunrise”

~ Onga

“Hold on. We are ready when you are. Wait a minute. Just be patient. Okay what are we waiting for. Let's get this over with. STOP. Hold your dang horses. Horses are man's best friend. HAPP HAPP HURRAY”

~ Onga

Onga Says we are not whistles[edit | edit source]

“You are all whistles.”

~ Onga

Nevermind. I stand corrected[edit | edit source]

“Sit Down”

~ Onga
Onga has many faces. And one, at last.

Okay.[edit | edit source]

“Stand up for yourself.”

~ Onga

But I'm already sitting.[edit | edit source]

“LOOK OUT...”

~ Onga

AH! WHAT[edit | edit source]

“...the window; there are a bunch of squirrels running around in the trees. HA Look at them go.”

~ Onga

You dang trickster[edit | edit source]

“Oldest trick in the book! I had you right in my overweight younger sister named Bethany”

~ Onga

Wish she had more grapes than she usually does[edit | edit source]

“Stop being greedy, and appreciate what you already busses bussses busesses. Ride the bus to France and you may be pleasantly surprised at the amound of parking spots there are in the inner city. We tend to keep our cars running and our heads on our dinner plates... if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*”

~ Onga

I dont register such high frequencies. My ears are prosthetics, and my eyes cant hear you well enough to make sense of your numb numb whiskers[edit | edit source]

“Refrain from such foolishness”

~ Onga

Look out, here come's the chorus[edit | edit source]

“Sing it with me!”

~ Onga

No thanks.[edit | edit source]

“Fap Fap Fap Fappers. Slap Slap Slap your thighs. Get sexy kids!”

~ Onga

“OH OH. I let the melons flush again. Looks like it's that time of day.”

~ Onga's mom

Maize.[edit | edit source]

“Without her fact checker, all she had was facts.”

Look who came to give their three cents![edit | edit source]

“Looks like I've been given a run for tums.”

~ Onga

Say. wait a minute. Since we've been talking nonsense, wouldn't it be ironic if Unrelated Quote Guy started saying... relevant things?[edit | edit source]

“Not even remotely”

AH! LOOK HE DID IT[edit | edit source]

“I mean... Peach pits for boys. Peach pits arem't toys.”

“Please to be munching on this meal with me”

~ Onga

That looks like a fine slice of roast toast.[edit | edit source]

“It is! Now spank your bottom red, and dig on in. There's enough for the three of us.”

~ Onga

“Deaf. Frikken. People”

“Couldn't have said it better.... without.... myself.”

~ Onga

“AND SO THE FRIENDS ATE FOOD TIL THEIR TUMMYS WERE FULL OF ROAST TOAST”

~ Narrator

THE NED