Outer Bangolia

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“Bang, bang and bang again! Outer Bangolia will never stop! Avril Lavigne is very hot!”

~ Outer Bangolia national anthem

Outer Bangolia is a mysterious location somewhere in Mid-Northwesteast of the Moon! It houses a colony of vandals banished from the face of the Earth for misdeeds, though it is often overlooked in favour of Uncle Pete. A mirror of Outer Bangolia exists at Wikia.com, where it is used as a holding place for trolls including Hagger, Grawp, the Avril Troll, Willy on Wheels and Jimbo Wales's evil twin brother. Inhabitants are fed fish heads and kept in sub-zero temperatures so they can be thawed out when needed for emergency ego-bashing duty. When the day arrives they are set upon their fellow trolls in a vandal vs vandal cockfight, often resulting in bloody and prolonged battles on the plains of Bann.

In Illogicopedian culture, vandals are banished to Outer Bangolia for treason against Illogia.

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